damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt

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damn i wish i was your lawyer @bermanmatt

12 months ago

Just watched this guy run 4 red lights in my neighborhood. If you see him, please blow his car up.

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a year ago

I hope Dave, Eric, and Stephen just audioslave this. Find some awesome vocalist without an ego/alcohol problem and a less cult-y vibe, write some cool new music, and have a happy 2nd, 3rd, 4th, or whatever the hell act they're on. Call it, like, Jane's Rehabilition or something.

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a year ago

Watching Perry Farrell meltdown and Jane's Addiction collapse under the weight of anger, alcohol, and acrimony, and it's almost like they never left.

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a year ago

Coming out of Xitter retirement to say that I just read @EricIdle’s “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life,” and in addition to being very funny and very star-studded, the chapter on George Harrison’s death legit made me cry. Beautiful book, Eric, and a hell of a life and story.

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2 years ago

The rock band Tik-Toks where band members tell you about their upcoming show in your city all have a real “come see my improv team” vibe to them.

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2 years ago

Who would have thought this Carlito's Way cosplay dude could have engaged in a criminal endeavor.

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2 years ago

I find the trend of artists advertising their current concert tour as having a career-spanning setlist kind of amusing as I believe that’s what most concerts already were.

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2 years ago

Walking into a Whole Foods from a lower level parking garage and I’m happy to report that the tradition of smoking pot in poorly ventilated stairwells is alive and well.

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2 years ago

Another great day of DC sports! #DistrictofChampions

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2 years ago

Love that U2/B.B. King version of When Love Comes Town where B.B. King proves he is always blues-y in any setting and U2 proves they have not a single blues-y bone in their collective bodies.