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I been to have some spike...man. Joined December 2018-
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I did stand-up last night as "1990s Jerry Seinfeld Doing Bits About His 17-Year-Old Girlfriend"
(Showing a video of no crime and people smiling) This is Queens
(Showing a video of no crime and people smiling) This is Queens
I just ate a half gallon of cookies & cream ice cream. I didn’t nibble at all. I cried during a lot of it. Went to bed at noon. I didn’t purchase the ice cream - I just asked the guy at Highs and he said I could have it. I didn’t wash my fave spoon. I had two beers at lunch…
The only person I relied on was myself. (And security who let me just jump into the race without paying or signing up)
Yes it is! The whole thing is here Grateful Dead • 1971-04-29 (05:14:18) • Fillmore East, Early Show New York, NY, USA relisten.net/grateful-dead/…
Yes it is! The whole thing is here Grateful Dead • 1971-04-29 (05:14:18) • Fillmore East, Early Show New York, NY, USA relisten.net/grateful-dead/…
I was once nationally ranked (I think #2 but def top 5) in C++ programming in high school
I was once nationally ranked (I think #2 but def top 5) in C++ programming in high school
I’m 100% sure the police are there. …I’m just saying.
I’m 100% sure the police are there. …I’m just saying.
“All a musician can do is to get closer to the sources of nature, and so feel that he is in communion with the natural laws.” - @JohnColtrane #jazz
💀⚘️⚡️Deadheads: I'm selling a few Dave's Picks if any of you are interested...25, 26, & 27. Also, the bonus disc from 2019. Slightly used, very good condition, no scratches, booklets included. Will list on ebay or discogs, but thought I'd give y'all 1st dibs! DM w/offers. 💙
Holy shit Cam Newton pulled up in the Gangsta SpongeBob fit
"Magnificent" is out now! Recorded in May of 2003, it was originally only accessible via Prince’s NPG Music Club as a “virtual B-side” to the title track of Musicology, but never received a retail release and has been officially unavailable as a download to a new generation of…
I went to @phish's four-night @SphereVegas run, took a breather to process (and recover from) the experience, and gathered my thoughts for @billboard about why it was such an impressive concert feat billboard.com/music/rock/phi…
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4K Followers 4K Following Aspiring Know-It-All 🎤 Words from out a silk trombone 🎶 Sharing the things we know and love with those of my kind 🎵 *Not responsible for lost or stolen facesKatieBug ◡̈ @PhunkyWitch
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5K Followers 3K Following Trumpet with Monumental Brass Quintet. Lover of live and recorded music, beer, cooking, friends, and Phish. Savant sometimes, fuck off Elon you fucking doucheyburyug @yburyug
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5K Followers 3K Following don’t let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere ⚡️ polar seltzer enthusiastDreamflower 🍃✨�.. @dreamflower127
6K Followers 4K Following Something's lost but something's gained in living every day 🎶🎶 @dreamflowrtarot for readings 🔮✨ she/her. #BMFS 🎶𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦�.. @DeadsoundApp
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1K Followers 4K Following Though I could not caution all I still might warn a few... #resist #nofacists #deadhead #resistanceaintfutile #diftorhehsmusma #capecodder #gaf he/himTwo Thumb Chum @twothumbchum
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79 Followers 417 FollowingEnnui’d @BradLeeOnBass
4K Followers 4K Following Aspiring Know-It-All 🎤 Words from out a silk trombone 🎶 Sharing the things we know and love with those of my kind 🎵 *Not responsible for lost or stolen facesKatieBug ◡̈ @PhunkyWitch
13K Followers 1K Following the gal who cant name 3 songs ⭕️⚡️🐠🌷🐝🦋♟️ Zappa • Grateful Dead • Phish • Muppets • Chess𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔾𝕣.. @radiator9987
4K Followers 2K Following @wookplus - @BG_pod - @allthatjampod Archivist - Dad - mU𝔰ᶤᶜ 𝕁𝐔𝔫кƗⒺ - DIY Champion - Polyjamerous - SNAFU U - Chop Wood / Carry WaterHee Haw 4.0 @mikelowetpt
5K Followers 3K Following Trumpet with Monumental Brass Quintet. Lover of live and recorded music, beer, cooking, friends, and Phish. Savant sometimes, fuck off Elon you fucking doucheyburyug @yburyug
4K Followers 5K Following Used a computer once, but I didn't inhale. Mostly shitposting. Also talking about programming, cities & urbanism, real estate & my cats. Down 2 clown 🐟 he/they⭕️ julie catch a .. @cubsgirl1825
5K Followers 3K Following don’t let me hear you say life's taking you nowhere ⚡️ polar seltzer enthusiastDreamflower 🍃✨�.. @dreamflower127
6K Followers 4K Following Something's lost but something's gained in living every day 🎶🎶 @dreamflowrtarot for readings 🔮✨ she/her. #BMFS 🎶𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦�.. @DeadsoundApp
9K Followers 566 Following Download the iOS beta to stream every available minute of live Grateful Dead (even "Day Job"). Android coming soon! https://t.co/MRueup6yoGjesse jarnow (@bourgw.. @bourgwick
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69K Followers 1K FollowingLucky Budd @lucky_budd
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5K Followers 807 Following RAWK / BOB / VENUES / FILMS / VISUAL ARTS / EPHEMERA / BELLA FLOOF #marqueespottingThe Other One (Craig) @Seasatz60
5K Followers 4K Following Dogs, Music, Nature & other things. ⚡️Grateful Dead⚡️ Zappa⚡️Hank's Old Man @BarcoDeTontos
1K Followers 799 Following Driftin' and dreamin'. Save Your Face, Hunter's Trix etc at https://t.co/m3aE1cfE43 He/HimMatt for Math 👨�.. @MattForMath
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312 Followers 821 Following Super-dad & live music phiend ⭕. Rippin’ singletrack 🚵 and sipping single malt 🥃 are how I like to spend my time. Crypto curious.Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill
576K Followers 2K Following CUNY Presidential Professor • Host of @BET News, @TheGrio, @AJUpFront, and Coffee & Books • Owner of @UncleBobbies • Sixers Fanatic • Philly Born • ΚΑΨ MADEBilly & The Kids @billkandthekids
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19K Followers 74 Following Official Twitter of the 2x @premierlacrosse Champions 🐍@acufilmnews Vanilla sky did it better
Update: ordered another portal, this time from Best Buy. Really hope I get a PS portal on Friday. 🤞
So I ordered a PlayStation portal from @Walmart to play around with at night when I travel for work and this is what showed up. And two boxes of them. So instead of the PS portal I now have 56 pairs of black panties.🤣
@the_dude_abided I was in the NAVY around the same time as him down in Damneck, VA. This song absolutely RINGS for me.... 🎶 Still got salt runnin' in my veins.. 🎶 open.spotify.com/track/4vu8ZGHW…
@the_dude_abided Im also OBSESSED with this album.... open.spotify.com/album/1S6sk9yu…
@the_dude_abided That album is played almost every goddamn morning I get on the greens mower. It's absolutely magical when it's pitch black out there and nothing but the mower headlights and that album. Absolute masterpiece.
I love this fkn song.... open.spotify.com/track/7e8KTrlI…
@the_dude_abided For some reason, April is very good for the Grateful Dead in many years
Prog rock looking ass dog
Maybe these husbands that are forgetting they've packed bullets for a vacation in Turks and Caicos are secretly trying to get out of their marriage 🫠 I mean what in the world
“This time, it’s biblical”
@akarl_smith trump finding out he can actually attend barron's graduation.
Olivier Giroud. Forget the fact he has 21 G/A in Serie this season at 37. World Cup, UCL, multiple FA Cup, League title in France & Italy, Nations League, domestic cup, Europa League winner & France all time leading goalscorer. @_OlivierGiroud_ 📈
Who’s the most underrated striker in football history?
jerry is right! there’s another article where he goes into great detail about the 17 types of jokes you can’t say on tv so google “Jerry Seinfeld 17” ASAP
Jerry Seinfeld says TV comedy is being hurt by "the extreme left and P.C. crap, and people worrying so much about offending other people." “It used to be, you would go home at the end of the day, most people would go, ‘Oh, “Cheers” is on. Oh, “MASH” is on. Oh, “Mary Tyler Moore”…
you think the nitrous mafia is bad? 🎈 the hot dog vendor mafia is no joke.🌭🌭🌭
30-40 hotdog vendors stormed Coachella after a fence toppled over
still takes my breath away ⛰️💜
My family has lived on this property since 1982. I’ve spent countless hours at this creek. This is the first bald eagle I’ve ever seen here. Amazing.
Buddy, I'll piss your jeans for half that amount
@the_dude_abided @Dingbat1477 I’m hard as a rock