Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

NYT bestselling Illustrator of kids' books. Author, Graphic Designer, Art Director, Photographer. I get paid to make pictures and tell stories. It's awesome. mikelitwin.com Greenville, NC Joined June 2009

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

11 months ago

Are you ****ing happy now? Oh well. Good game, America. It was nice while it lasted.

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

a year ago

My cousin is a #shark, and he says he'd rather eat the boat #battery than swallow the taste of #Trump.

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

2 years ago

#Mandalorian of the Hour: My #portrait of #PedroPascal, done in #procreate app on iPad. #procreateart #portraitChallenge

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

3 years ago

Just watched #ShawshankRedemption for the umpteenth time and am reminded all over again how much I love @StephenKing's non-horror work (11/22/63, The Body, The Gunslinger, Eyes of the Dragon) even more than I love his horror work. What a damn great storyteller.

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

3 years ago

Airing personal business on social media is what traumatized people do when they have no support system.

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

3 years ago

The world may be a cold and cruel place that deserves nothing, but we still ended up getting @terrycrews, so obviously someone somewhere did something right.

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

4 years ago

Unpopular opinion: #WillSmith did to #ChrisRock what #TedCruz should have done to #DonaldTrump . #oscarslap #WillAndChris #unpopularopinion

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

4 years ago

Nothing makes me feel like a politician more than getting my puppies excited about the same toy and then watching them fight over it.

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

4 years ago

Thanks, @first_warranty! As you slowly run us through contractors and emergency approval processes, the foul mess in our *only* tub rises by the hour. All 7 people in my house are looking forward to seeing how high it is tomorrow! BTW, this pic SMELLS just as AMAZING as it LOOKS.

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

4 years ago

All right @USPS, Amazon has made their prediction. Are you feeling up to the challenge of meeting your obligation? So far, you have not been awesome at it.

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

4 years ago

I'm certain I've probably said this before, but @Wendys savage tweets should be called "Ginger Snaps".

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

4 years ago

Why bother going to Vegas? Just have your @amazon purchases delivered by @USPS and take a gamble on whether or not it actually gets delivered. #prioritymailtrackingmeansnothing

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

4 years ago

I see people's tweets re-posted on Facebook way more often than I see them on actual Twitter.

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

4 years ago

Dear @McDonalds, if the carton of fries was completely upside down in my to-go bag, is that just an accident or was it someone's very inventive way of telling me to go Mc**** myself? I'm not mad or anything, it was actually pretty funny.

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

5 years ago

Trying to pee during your midlife is like being a 3rd-rate psychic. You have a strong feeling something is going to happen, but no guarantee it will actually come to pass.

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

5 years ago

"I could literally make a golden statue of myself to be worshipped, and I still wouldn't lose any Christians." -DJT

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

5 years ago

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CKSE3X3HYcs/…

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

5 years ago

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CKSEmqoHgpA/…

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Mike Litwin @mike_litwin

5 years ago

Just posted a photo @ East Carolina University instagram.com/p/CKF4XF4Hx-e/…

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Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders

5 years ago

Some people ask: Why would you impeach and convict a president who has only a few days left in office? The answer: Precedent. It must be made clear that no president, now or in the future, can lead an insurrection against the U.S. government.