Mike Billard @mikebillard

Mike is a very clever fellow who says many clever things. He is the inventor of many internet memes, most famously the term internet meme. Nikumaroro Island Joined September 2010

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

11 months ago

Hey @washingtonpost Just got this in my FB feed. Feeling the pinch or what?

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Alex Rodriguez asked a question. Reggie Jackson answered it. (Shouts to the producer and rest of the desk for staying out of Reggie’s way and just letting him talk. I doubt they expected this answer. But it’s a great few minutes of television.)

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

a year ago

In honor of an uncle I never had the opportunity to meet:

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

a year ago

I've ordered a pizza for delivery, and somehow she knows.

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

2 years ago

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

2 years ago

So just how many leaning towers are there in Italy?

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

2 years ago

Fun EPL fact of the day: Only two teams--@ManUtd and @LFC --have a better record over the last five matches than @Everton.

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

2 years ago

If you aren't color-coordinating your dog with your dulcimer, are you really even trying?

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

2 years ago

Should I congratulate the @Commanders for their rousing comeback, or give them grief for giving up a 50 yard Hail Mary at the end of the game to put the win in doubt?

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

2 years ago

I've been telling my COVID conspiracy friends that the smoke haze from the fires is actually the government crop dusting us with the vaccine and the only way they can protect themselves is to wear a mask.

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Yusef Abdus Salaam @dr_yusefsalaam

3 years ago

#PowerPost🙌🏻🙌🏼🙌🏽🙌🏾🙌🏿™️ Over 30 years ago, Donald Trump took out full page ads calling for my execution. On the day he was arrested and arraigned, here is my ad in response.

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

3 years ago

I'd be okay with Pujols coming back for one more season as DH for the Cardinals. His numbers are good enough to justify another season.

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

4 years ago

Exchange with my GF: "I'm going to the store. We're down to one bottle of wine. Should I get more?" "Actually, we have an open bottle in the fridge, along with a six-pack of beer, and we have half a bottle of vodka in the freezer." "Right. I'll pick up more wine."

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

4 years ago

I admit it. I look forward to this every morning. Wordle 221 4/6 ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟨🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

4 years ago

"Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one." --Sam Rayburn

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

4 years ago

We're not having Thanksgiving dinner until Saturday and I still managed to overeat and drink too much wine today.

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

4 years ago

“Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving.”--W. T. Purkiser

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

4 years ago

So here I am thinking its a normal Sunday morning--making breakfast, unloading the dishwasher, moving the laundry--completely unaware that the college football universe imploded last night. Congratulations to @AggieFootball!

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

4 years ago

So the Washington Football Team just pulled off the rare 40 yard onside kick.

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Mike Billard @mikebillard

4 years ago

Maybe the first step in battling the nutcase medical conspiracy theories would be to stop renewing the licenses of the nutcase doctors promoting them. cincinnati.com/story/news/202…