Mike Gross @mikegr22

Follow me for random thoughts, insights, and observations. Co-Host of a podcast that no one listens to. Joined June 2010

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

5 months ago

When texting, it’s amazing how much you can really throw someone off and capture their attention just by switching a love emoji to a simple like.

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

6 months ago

The amount of money that humans spend on paper towels, toilet paper, and napkins is simply mind blowing.

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

How much would you need to get paid to listen to an entire podcast interview with Maggie Gyllenhal? Does anything sound more awful?

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

Are there gusts of wind in the studio with Jake Tapper of CNN? Why is he always cocking his head to the side so much?

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

One of my favorite things about 2025 so far is that there seems to be less cringe people on LinkedIn and in the workplace saying “you got this”

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

No one that you speak to today wants to hear your bickering or complaining about how you got less sleep because of Day Light Savings Time.

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

Truly can’t stand people who obsess over whether they’re an introvert or extrovert. No one cares.

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

Posting or sharing a photo while you’re standing on the beach looking out at the water just isn’t as cool as people think

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

You gotta give Kim Kardashian a lot of credit for going on interviews/shows/podcasts and acting as if she’s extremely relatable to all of these other girls out there just living normal lives.

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

Its astonishing how much time people spend picking their noses and then the second they see someone else doing it, they have the audacity to criticize/make fun of them.

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

What’s the deal with those last 4 digits of zip codes that no one uses? It’s amazing how no one you ask will know what theirs are.

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

There may be nothing worse than a man eating an apple in public thinking he’s better than everyone else

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

Is it possible that Javier Bardem is Jeremy Allen White’s father?

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

There’s almost nothing worse than people who write “we have to catch up soon” in the comments section of a LinkedIn post instead of just telling that to the person privately/directly.

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

why did every house telephone pre-1980’s always sound so aggressively loud when ringing?

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Is there a reasonable explanation for why garbage trucks drive around heavily populated cities letting out super foul smelling scents directly on everyone they pass by, instead of having some type of door or wall blocker on the back?

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

There’s not much worse than off-brand hand sanitizers that just smell weird.

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

Every single movie Tom Cruise is in, at some point, he begins to aggressively sprint. Why is he always running?

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

Whatever happened to Got Milk?

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Mike Gross @mikegr22

7 months ago

What’s with every movie from the 90’s just having tons of people constantly standing around command centers with a gigantic screen in the front of the room