Mike Haft @mikehaft

Scientist, statistician, coder, and all things lean-agile, now work in finance/fintech. I once found the bottom of Excel. Tweets are my own, as are my teeth. London, England Joined August 2009

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Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve

4 years ago

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On the right circled in red, our letter box, on the left, our bin, or, as our @Hermesparcels delivery driver refers to it “our safe place”. Perhaps this is why the parcel has never been found? It’s probably in a landfill site somewhere. #baddeliverydrivers

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Mike Haft @mikehaft

5 years ago

Just spotted a lovely Withnail & I reference in #TheIrregulars Ep5. Sherlock needs a fix and wants Bea to go to Charing Cross Road and find Raymond Duck. “My agent... Raymond Duck. Four floors up on the Charing Cross Road and never a job at the top of them”

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Mike Haft @mikehaft

5 years ago

Just finished reading @Baddiel’s Jews Don’t Count. Such a great book. So many things in it I’ve been saying for years - only more eloquently put than I’ve managed, and so many more things I’ve not said but now will.

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Mike Haft @mikehaft

5 years ago

Why is it that when watching #TheExpanse on Amazon video in the U.K., with subtitles switched off I still get random German subtitles appearing?

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Danny Zuker @DannyZuker

5 years ago

Suspended from all social media, @realDonaldTrump is currently ranting about Mitt Romney on an Amazon customer review page for dress socks.

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Ian McKellen @IanMcKellen

5 years ago

I feel very lucky to have had the vaccine. I would have no hesitation in recommending it to anyone. itv.com/news/2020-12-1…

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Mark Summers @markysumm

5 years ago

Once you see Cookie Monster, you can’t unsee it.

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gh0stn 🦍 @_gh0stn

5 years ago

LMAOOO IM NEVER DELETING THIS APP

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Mike Haft @mikehaft

5 years ago

Following the news that Trump has tested positive, I’d like to say publicly that my thoughts and prayers are with the coronavirus during this difficult time.

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Mike Haft @mikehaft

5 years ago

The @bt_uk home hub is officially the most useless WiFi router I’ve ever had to use.

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Bill Bailey @BillBailey

5 years ago

So farewell then, Laminated Book of Dreams, Wipe-Clean Almanac of Aspirations, Sanitised Lexicon of Possibility. I, like so many others, will briefly mourn your passing before instantly kowtowing to our new Touch-Screen Overlords . bbc.com/news/business-…