Dave Callan @davecallantwit
Penthouse Pet of the month 1986. Has popped up on Rove Live, Spicks and Specks, MICF Gala, Good Game, Whovians and JJJ Melbourne Joined October 2009-
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If I got caught on camera at a Coldplay concert I’d skedaddle too and I’m not even having an affair
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Absolutely nobody: Person standing in the rain about to invent the shower: what if we could do this like, whenever
Can’t believe the y2k bug finally caught up with us
The events of the last 24 hours seem to have completely inverted the groups that belive in conspiracy theories and those who don’t
Sometimes I wish @liamgallagher and @NoelGallagher existed in some sort of shared cinematic universe where they could occasionally team up
#PiersMorganuncensored the moment of truth
I saw Pearl Jam for three shillings and tuppence back in nineteen hundred and ninety three
I wonder if the person who came up with the mistletoe concept also tried other tricks “Well well looks someone’s under some elderberries we all know what that means” *points at dick*
Whoever wrote that Christmas ditty about the five gold rings and the partridge in the pear tree was tripping ABSOLUTE BALLS
Amy Taylor from Amyl and the sniffers has the head of a suburban housewife on the Gold Coast in 1971 CHANGE MY MIND Like she should be just fully chain smoking Winnie golds in a brown corduroy sunken lounge with Eagle Rock blasting mean this as a compliment she looks cool af
Annual reminder that Santa can see you when you’re sleeping by default To fix go to settings>pole>north>santa>times he can see me>sleeping>off
Creepy Crawly pool cleaners are mermaids to Rhoombas CHANGE MY MIND
I would have enjoyed Napoleon (2023) a lot more if chart topping Swedes Abba hadn’t spoiled it 49 years ago in the very first line of their Eurovision topping entry “Waterloo” (1974)
To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize Judging from the reaction of a woman at a party I just went to I am ruled by Taylor Swift
Excuse me for not tweeting sorry posting on here much anymore it’s just that thinking about the Roman Empire is a full time job for us men
Imagine if someone broke into your home sold everything in there to the neighbours gave your kids away then loudly debated whether or not to listen to what you have to say at future house meetings That would feel weird
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