#BlackLivesMatter Mike Hoots #RespectWomen @mikehoots2011

he/him / notoriously unserious / wannabe / supportive and sensitive / my inner child is confused Joined January 2013

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#BlackLivesMatter Mike Hoots #RespectWomen @mikehoots2011

2 years ago

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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#BlackLivesMatter Mike Hoots #RespectWomen @mikehoots2011

3 years ago

@AshleyAlready “My orthodontist is scared of me because I cried at my first appointment, and I love that for both of us.”

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Nicky (She/Her) ♿️🦻🏳️‍🌈 @NickySimpson98

2 years ago

She also tried making out that the pro trans protesters that were there were aggressive and from all the videos and things I’ve seen from it, people were anything but aggressive. It’s just her trying to create a narrative that all trans people are bad.

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Nicky (She/Her) ♿️🦻🏳️‍🌈 @NickySimpson98

2 years ago

Well Joyce released another newsletter and this times she’s claiming that she didn’t feel safe while including a photo of her smiling and obviously enjoying things in the same newsletter. Oh and she even said in this that she wasn’t scared.

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AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready

2 years ago

A very handsome man at happy hour asked for my phone number so he could send me a picture of a UFO he saw once and I don’t care what happens next, I gave it to him.

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AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready

2 years ago

@me98163990 True. I would’ve learned early on that I’m not “meet family and friends” quality in his eyes that way. (but hey, his new Ron DeSantis-following girlfriend is so good for them.)

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AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready

2 years ago

@jsrwatches I’m not dating women but taking this personally seems telling. Go ahead and do the same for whoever you’d like to date.

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AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready

2 years ago

From now on, I’m going to need men to submit an application with character references, put down a refundable damage deposit, write an essay, and take a diagnostic test for narcissism before I’ll go out to dinner with them.

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AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready

2 years ago

Once I woke up in the middle of the night with a stroke of genius. Something I could not risk forgetting, I was so excited. I put it in the notes app of my phone and went back to bed. I woke up with a vague memory of my brilliance…it was this. I laugh every time I find it.

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Beyond Meat @BeyondMeat

2 years ago

GIVEAWAY TIME🌱 Like ❤️, RT 🔁, and tag a friend and we’ll hook one of you up with some Beyond Meat essentials heading into July 4th weekend! *Continental US only. No purchase or payment necessary. Winner will be announced Monday at 2 PM PST

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Ryan Shead @RyanShead

2 years ago

This is the best f*k you I’ve ever seen. 🔥

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Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels

2 years ago

@samsbradshaw @AidsClapton The event I put on was for STD testing and counseling

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Stormy Daniels @StormyDaniels

2 years ago

@AidsClapton I own an entire charity events company that helps LGBTQ and I'm donating 25% of all my cameo fees this month. What are you doing except sounding ignorant on Twitter?

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Diedrich Bader @bader_diedrich

2 years ago

I mean, objectively, that’s not great

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AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready

2 years ago

Me: Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent. That one guy is in it. Pablo…? 19: Escobar. Me: No. From all the memes lately. 19: Definitely Escobar. Me: No. the one everyone thinks is handsome. And funny. 19: Pablo Escobar? Me: Never mind.