Mikey “Big Mike” McClauster, CPA MD BBC @mikeymclaus
Texas A&M FIJI President & Pledge Educator | Corp Of Cadets 78’ | Vote Green! | #LLJW | 8 Inches & Thick Joined November 2024-
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Idc who you are wearing a cutoff to class is never valid
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Yes I go the speed limit on the left side of a 2 lane highway!!! How’d you know I can’t drive???
Mikey “Big Mike” McClauster, CPA MD BBC retweeted
Ex wife with her hand on another man’s chest on her insta. Prospective wife posted another dude on her story. Yeah I might die tonight but at least I’m not a fucking liberal #ferda
Perfect weather to tan your sack, have a day gentlemen.
Nuke my school
My friends buddy’s garage fucking #expand
Mikey “Big Mike” McClauster, CPA MD BBC retweeted
Waiting for shawty #nikkicapocci
Foot is out of commission and can’t wear flops until further notice, the liberal left rejoices.
Mikey “Big Mike” McClauster, CPA MD BBC retweeted
Doxxing myself, φ φ till I die! #shrink
Is it chill I’m taking my adderall when it’s this expired #LANK
I wanna thank everyone who helped me get to this amazing milestone! 24 follower special, today I will be drinking a 24 pack on a Monday! See yall tmrw! Shaking, Big Mike
Mikey “Big Mike” McClauster, CPA MD BBC retweeted
Please ask me what I think of same sex marriage #LANK
Mikey “Big Mike” McClauster, CPA MD BBC retweeted
Why is it always the pi kapps #shrink
Mikey “Big Mike” McClauster, CPA MD BBC retweeted
Sig ep rush video just dropped
Past week or so me and roommates been tossing the pigskin for 20 minutes a day to chill and take a break from schoolwork, #CBTM
They’re scared of a white boy having a day. Ags by a million
Ex wife beer mug in the shower #CBTM
Skipped math class today just to play the slice
Clyde “The Tyde” ... @ClydeB18276
22 Followers 38 Following Roll Tide | Sigma Chi Class of ‘79 | Bama Kicker | Haul Logs in my 18 Wheeler for a livin’ | RUN THE DAMN BALL
hunter mcgee @mcgee_hunt11028
167 Followers 93 Following TAMU ‘17 | ΣAE Treasurer ‘15 | Alpha Kappa Alpha Houseboy ‘14 | MAKE TAMU FRAT AGAIN 🦅🇺🇸
Jose “El chango” ... @valdi83086267
212 Followers 161 Following ΣΑΕ 22’ | Blinn 4 year associates degree, never transferred out! | Majoring In Hoc | Astros die hard | Frio river veteran
Rick “Hammer Time�... @RealBlackFist
132 Followers 238 Following Former pcp of ΛΧΑ at Texas A&M ‘99, Divorced, 2 kids, 1 dog. BJ enthusiast, Beer and Liberal destroyer.
Larry “Leverage” ... @larry_mcgh1190
20 Followers 35 Following ΣΧ Pledge Educator 86’, Proud Traeger owner, What’s kickin Dixie Chicken, TSL enjoyer, 2 Affairs
Patrick “Big Red”... @BigRedUST
66 Followers 81 Following UST ‘85, Town & Country member, Devout Catholic, Only guy to strike Joe Mauer out in coach pitch, Guinness G Splitter, Caruso over Fleck
Charles “Cropduster... @CharlesC_Cal
0 Followers 10 Following The big C C C. 98’ DKE pledgemaster. Learn to love my heart and my farts.
User_2004004 @User_2004004
2 Followers 35 Following
Coleson “CC” Cren... @Coleson6943295
1 Followers 2 Following
Michael “Big Mike�... @BigMikeCPA
27 Followers 31 Following Cretin class of ‘79 UST class of ‘83 3.7 Handicap Johnny Tauer’s Freshman Year Roommate 1983 MIAC All Conference Honorable Mention Mich Golden Light Consumer
Terry “Ringdinger�... @poopsandwi11371
22 Followers 39 Following Northgate Tacos, Living life awesome style, Wife sucks, ΠΚΑ Grand Scribe ‘88
Chad “Papa” Tez @Chadwilliamtez6
103 Followers 86 Following A&M Phi Delt ‘99 | EBITDA | Father of 2 (1 autistic) | Tequila+pre mixologist | Formerly ‘Booze’
Klien “Storm Reaper... @klienherring969
225 Followers 188 Following Member at 7 country clubs | Nancy Pelosi bill gates and Fauci hater | UGA | Dad owns multiple boats | Enjoy a Ponzi scheme here and there
Monty “Velvet Smoot... @bigcatmonty
139 Followers 129 Following Stone cold killa | Proud F-250 Owner | Ball Player | Galaxy Gas addict | ex ΣΑΕ Risk Management 94’ | Daytona Beach timeshare owner
Mikey “Milk Dud” ... @mikeyfishmilk
186 Followers 75 Following ‘10 ΣΑΕ Pledge Ed | 8 Inches and thick | TSL enjoyer | Mexican | FAY | Indian Hater | ‘08 Pre Bids: ΣΑΕ, ΦΔΘ, ΠΚΑ
Jason “Big J” Lau... @jayzanderhall
17 Followers 30 Following ‘89 FSU ΑΤΩ l Avid Gambler l Boob Lover l Joe Walsh Listener | 14.7 Handicap | PXG Iron User
Esteban “Chestnut�... @esteban_kraut
633 Followers 110 Following Texas A&M ΣΦΕ Treasurer ‘17 | Exchange Student | Pre Bid | Olukai, Maui, Peter | #ImpeachPelosi
Lincoln Square @EndzoneFinder20
43 Followers 40 Following Part-time bar goer, Full-time Fanduel indulger, 5x Gold Medalist in getting no bitches, Beer connoisseur
Tod Worthington II @thetodpodco
24 Followers 90 Following UMASS Amherst Alumni 96’ ΘΧ president, Turner Construction Superintendent, RE Commissioner, PE investments, All Hail The Bag
Jason Fullum @FullumJason
87 Followers 128 Following Houston Native, gambler, single, woo pig sooie, Town hall 14
Marty “Birdman” B... @grusomefella
59 Followers 71 Following Ran El Chapo’s books in 70’ | I itemize deductions | Heat bird-man lover | The g-spot is for grunge | tequila abuser | fuck my ex-wife | finance alum at Wharton
Gerald “beer delete... @PaulsonGer83225
171 Followers 133 Following 5th Grade Physical Education teacher | A&M ΣΦΕ (Pre-Bid) Pledge Ed ‘97 | Bag enthusiast | Oulaki, Peter, Maui
Content Cappo @FukYoFeelings47
59 Followers 389 Following you’ll never win a Purple Heart hiding in a fox hole
Phil Berhta @PBerhta
31 Followers 51 Following Texas A&M ‘96 / Jim Beam Vanilla Enthusiast / Go Dodgers
Shaggy “Shagg” Ca... @shaggyCameron
199 Followers 293 Following 7- Eleven Store Clerk | Ball Knower | Alcoholic | ΣΑΕ ‘89 | 2 Beautiful Wives | Retired Marine |
Paul Chris @paulchris69
96 Followers 151 Following Texas A&M FIJI Class of ‘87. ZYN. new balance. tits and beer. professional tit grabber. bag enthusiast.
Daniel “Big D” Ha... @DanielBigD69420
12 Followers 10 Following Texas A&M SAE Pledge Head 21’. Daddy got me out of both my DUIs. Below average size penis. Made my ex finish once. Chubbies size medium.
Stevland Morris Jr. @ProfChichuhua
30 Followers 58 Following TAMU SAMMY / Summer Pre-Bid / NBA/NFL/Prem. League Insider / @sleeperhq / My dog named Professor / Samwise Doppleganger / Day Trader (+$27,829) / Felon
Meek “Shoulda Been�... @MeekJrFrat
48 Followers 118 Following Former pledger educator ΣAE ‘95. Things I love: Hazing, Miller, Boobs in my face, Dreams and Nightmares Things I hate: Women with self respect
Josh “Hamb” Hamil... @themidhambino
1K Followers 854 Following ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Texas A&M commit. Pre-Bid. 6’4 225 lbs. Tombstone quoter. +2 handicap. Father funded. Somewhere in flip flops. Hail Smathers, Maui and Peter.
Marty (Coach) Daniels @martydaniel69
784 Followers 225 Following Ole Ag’s 82’ , 2X Divorced , Mr Laddies Man Westlake Highschool 75’-76’ , Delta Delta Delta house boy 81’ , Lib Destroyer, Beers and Brotherhood.
Frank (The Tank) Roon... @FrankRooney64
835 Followers 599 Following I like cheap beer and the volunteers
Subway Manager @feellikeimkobe
50 Followers 42 Following Texas A&M Alum, Former Pike President, Ferda Chant Champion 87’ yes I’m white and yes I can buy your family’s house. Diamond Oaks country club president.
Brenda Andrews @Andrewsmomof4
2K Followers 218 Following Mom of 4, MSU ‘85, cold brew enthusiast, risk taker, Republican Party donor. 🇺🇸 I don’t drunk text, I drunk tweet🐥#divorcee
Dingus “Jizzler” ... @The_Jizzler_
87 Followers 44 Following A&M ‘99 | Former Sigma Chi Pledge Master | Turf Grass Sciences Major | ‘96 Big Man on Campus Winner | Not a Corps Queer
Jose “El chango” ... @valdi83086267
212 Followers 161 Following ΣΑΕ 22’ | Blinn 4 year associates degree, never transferred out! | Majoring In Hoc | Astros die hard | Frio river veteran
Mrs. Terry Saban LLM. @AinsleyNorris0
2K Followers 333 Following BAMA CHI O Alum. Woman in sports. Veuve! MAGA. Nick Saban 💍. Gambling. ROLL TIDE. Rolex x2. Irish Goodbyer | LHP | Mute me
Coleson “CC” Cren... @Coleson6943295
1 Followers 2 Following
Michael “Big Mike�... @BigMikeCPA
27 Followers 31 Following Cretin class of ‘79 UST class of ‘83 3.7 Handicap Johnny Tauer’s Freshman Year Roommate 1983 MIAC All Conference Honorable Mention Mich Golden Light Consumer
Terry “Ringdinger�... @poopsandwi11371
22 Followers 39 Following Northgate Tacos, Living life awesome style, Wife sucks, ΠΚΑ Grand Scribe ‘88
Chad “Papa” Tez @Chadwilliamtez6
103 Followers 86 Following A&M Phi Delt ‘99 | EBITDA | Father of 2 (1 autistic) | Tequila+pre mixologist | Formerly ‘Booze’
hunter mcgee @mcgee_hunt11028
167 Followers 93 Following TAMU ‘17 | ΣAE Treasurer ‘15 | Alpha Kappa Alpha Houseboy ‘14 | MAKE TAMU FRAT AGAIN 🦅🇺🇸
Glenny Ballsack @gigemdamnit
1K Followers 163 Following Miller Lite Enthusiast | Liar, Cheater, Stealer | 2021 42 Dominos Co-County Champ | Dixie Chicken Bouncer’s Worst Nightmare
Monty “Velvet Smoot... @bigcatmonty
140 Followers 129 Following Stone cold killa | Proud F-250 Owner | Ball Player | Galaxy Gas addict | ex ΣΑΕ Risk Management 94’ | Daytona Beach timeshare owner
Pat Spencer @PatSpencer6969
256 Followers 77 Following Whole Foods rewards member - 740 on Credit Karma
Phil The Thrill @thebengsfan301
3K Followers 170 Following Evening ladies and gents | right to left fader | imperial hats | IPA advocate | yacht rocker | muni lover
Mikey “Milk Dud” ... @mikeyfishmilk
186 Followers 75 Following ‘10 ΣΑΕ Pledge Ed | 8 Inches and thick | TSL enjoyer | Mexican | FAY | Indian Hater | ‘08 Pre Bids: ΣΑΕ, ΦΔΘ, ΠΚΑ
Jason “Big J” Lau... @jayzanderhall
17 Followers 30 Following ‘89 FSU ΑΤΩ l Avid Gambler l Boob Lover l Joe Walsh Listener | 14.7 Handicap | PXG Iron User
Esteban “Chestnut�... @esteban_kraut
633 Followers 110 Following Texas A&M ΣΦΕ Treasurer ‘17 | Exchange Student | Pre Bid | Olukai, Maui, Peter | #ImpeachPelosi
Rex “Splode” Beck... @splodester
70 Followers 131 Following 1996 OU Alum. Will drink 14 beers and tell u how close I was on all my bets this week. Ex SNU pledge ed(sorry Kyle). Peter and flops enthusiast.
Tod Worthington II @thetodpodco
24 Followers 90 Following UMASS Amherst Alumni 96’ ΘΧ president, Turner Construction Superintendent, RE Commissioner, PE investments, All Hail The Bag
Content Cappo @FukYoFeelings47
59 Followers 389 Following you’ll never win a Purple Heart hiding in a fox hole
Kyle Johnson @Kyle_Johnson05
78 Followers 26 Following Longhorn | Sack Snorter | Weekend Drinker | Bong Ripper | Fiji ‘97 | Weekend Womper
Barstool SEC @SECBarstool
52K Followers 492 Following Voice of the best basketball conference in the country | Direct affiliate with @barstoolsports | Not affiliated with @SEC • Forever .500 in conf play
Marty “Birdman” B... @grusomefella
59 Followers 71 Following Ran El Chapo’s books in 70’ | I itemize deductions | Heat bird-man lover | The g-spot is for grunge | tequila abuser | fuck my ex-wife | finance alum at Wharton
Gerald “beer delete... @PaulsonGer83225
172 Followers 133 Following 5th Grade Physical Education teacher | A&M ΣΦΕ (Pre-Bid) Pledge Ed ‘97 | Bag enthusiast | Oulaki, Peter, Maui
Gary “The Gary” P... @TheGaryTheGreat
41 Followers 56 Following Sigma Alpha Epsilon 02 TAMU Alum, Former Pledge Master 00, Decent Hedge Fund Analyst, Okay-ish Day trader
Benji “Bag Getter�... @BagBenjii
450 Followers 360 Following Texas A&M Sig Ep Pledge Master ‘98 | Pop Warner State Champion | Gambling addict | Jack Daniels enthusiast | fuck jack buckwald| Westlake Football Alumni 22’ |
Barbara Hooverman @Barbhooverman
977 Followers 140 Following Arkansas Kappa Kappa Gamma Alum ‘95⚜️, Walmart Sr Director, X5 Situationship Survivor✊🏻, Lover of Jack and Coke 🥃, Pike🔥, and my Daddy’s Gold Amex 💳
Lincoln “Beanshoote... @BeanShootaa
564 Followers 367 Following ΦΓΔ PCP class of ‘95 - CU long snapper ‘95 - ‘99 - Turf & Golf course management - Wine enthusiast - Land of the free, home of the brave 🦅🇺🇸
Stevland Morris Jr. @ProfChichuhua
30 Followers 58 Following TAMU SAMMY / Summer Pre-Bid / NBA/NFL/Prem. League Insider / @sleeperhq / My dog named Professor / Samwise Doppleganger / Day Trader (+$27,829) / Felon
Josh “Hamb” Hamil... @themidhambino
1K Followers 854 Following ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Texas A&M commit. Pre-Bid. 6’4 225 lbs. Tombstone quoter. +2 handicap. Father funded. Somewhere in flip flops. Hail Smathers, Maui and Peter.
Shaggy “Shagg” Ca... @shaggyCameron
199 Followers 293 Following 7- Eleven Store Clerk | Ball Knower | Alcoholic | ΣΑΕ ‘89 | 2 Beautiful Wives | Retired Marine |
Meek “Shoulda Been�... @MeekJrFrat
48 Followers 118 Following Former pledger educator ΣAE ‘95. Things I love: Hazing, Miller, Boobs in my face, Dreams and Nightmares Things I hate: Women with self respect
Edmund “Erectus” ... @EdmundWentworth
118 Followers 35 Following Texas A&M ΣΑΕ Pledge Educator ‘96/Proud F-150 owner/Lite beer enthusiast/Wrangler size 38-34/Costco Exec Member
Paul Chris @paulchris69
96 Followers 151 Following Texas A&M FIJI Class of ‘87. ZYN. new balance. tits and beer. professional tit grabber. bag enthusiast.
Phil Berhta @PBerhta
31 Followers 51 Following Texas A&M ‘96 / Jim Beam Vanilla Enthusiast / Go Dodgers
Klint “Kardiac” K... @klintkubiak504
244 Followers 70 Following Texas A&M ΣΑΕ pledge educator of ‘94/Fourty ounce beverage enjoyer /ZTA big man on campus ‘93/ Probable Father /IM football champ.
Chadwick White IV @drunkcigsdontct
525 Followers 604 Following 6’5 | Finance | Trust Fund | W.A.S.P. | 4.0 GPA | Peter Millar Dealer | Recreational Gynecologist | Oil Money | Aggies |
Daniel “Big D” Ha... @DanielBigD69420
12 Followers 10 Following Texas A&M SAE Pledge Head 21’. Daddy got me out of both my DUIs. Below average size penis. Made my ex finish once. Chubbies size medium.Trends for United States
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