Mind Controlled Machines @mindctrlmachine

Techno & Crisps Joined May 2011

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Monty @AFC_Monty_

a year ago

Arsenals last 3 premier league games: Brighton - 3 restarts delayed - no yellow Arsenal - 1 restart delayed - yellow Spurs - 3 restarts delayed - no yellow Arsenal - 1 restart delayed - yellow Man City - 2 restarts delayed - no yellow Arsenal - 1 restart delayed - yellow.

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Mind Controlled Machines @mindctrlmachine

a year ago

Beautiful 🇭🇺

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Mind Controlled Machines @mindctrlmachine

2 years ago

Entirely predictable

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2 years ago

Entirely predictable

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Mind Controlled Machines @mindctrlmachine

2 years ago

Spurs been due a tonking. Let’s hope the inevitable rot starts here.

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🅾🅻🅳 🅱🅰🅻🅳 🅶🅾🅾🅽🅴🆁 @OldBaldGooner

2 years ago

VAR Officials fuck it up again. This is getting stupid now. Eddie was not offside unless I'm seeing things.

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Mind Controlled Machines @mindctrlmachine

2 years ago

Red 1 I think? @rafredarrows

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2 years ago

Hahahahaha

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Sam Avery @sam__avery

3 years ago

Queues at Dover

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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy

3 years ago

What the BBC used to say…

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Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews

3 years ago

HIGNFY producers hoping BBC don’t find out that Ian Hislop also edits a satirical magazine occasionally critical of government policy.

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DavidOsland @DavidOsland

3 years ago

Gary Lineker never gave the Tories a £400,000 donation, set up an £800,000 loan for Boris Johnson or stood as a Conservative council candidate. But the people who did are lecturing him on the need for impartiality at the BBC.

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Gunners @Gunnersc0m

3 years ago

AC Milan haven’t reached a Champions League quarter final since 2012… Dr Tottenham will see you now 😂😂😂

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Mind Controlled Machines @mindctrlmachine

3 years ago

At least they’re consistent #spursy

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Mind Controlled Machines @mindctrlmachine

3 years ago

Utterly pathetic @FA_PGMOL How much was in the envelope from Abu Dhabi?

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James O'Brien @mrjamesob

3 years ago

We’ve arrived surprisingly early at the point where none of the cheerleaders are trumpeting the success of Brexit. The racist liars have dusted off their betrayal myths, the narcissists are throwing a pity party & all the other geniuses are refusing to talk about it at all.

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Specsavers @Specsavers

3 years ago

Apparently Beyoncé will be using Tottenham's trophy cabinet as a changing room as it's the biggest empty space in the stadium.

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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy

3 years ago

In which Suella Braverman openly admits that, under her govt, the *only* way to claim asylum for people fleeing many countries is… …get to the UK first - however you can. Ie dinghies.

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Adam Devlin @ad_I_am

3 years ago

Decisions, decisions…

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Ian Dunt @IanDunt

3 years ago

24 hours in Brexitland: Former Bank of England MPC member says Brexit "permanently damaged" Britain. London loses position as top European stock market to Paris. Former environment minister admits Australian trade deal "not actually very good".