#ii @mindinterface

stunt on me once and i'll flex on you forever Joined December 2010

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5 hours ago

These are my cats, Diet & Exercise

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8 hours ago

I would go to a sports bar but I don't have my Arcteryx jacket or low waisted bootcut jeans yet

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12 hours ago

You love America. Go watch TV

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a day ago

Pains me to see women marry rich men just to live in a McMansion and drive a Porsche Cayenne instead of getting a ketamine waterfall installed inside their Manhattan apartment

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2 days ago

White guy who calls himself "Mr Make It Happen"

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2 days ago

I built the pyramids

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2 days ago

Just so you know I saw you eating Doritos in your car and apprehensively wiping your fingers on the steering wheel

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First day on the job as a Dunkin Donuts cashier! They set me up with this cool Dunkin Donuts Terminal, where I can access real-time price information about LIC (Large Iced Coffee), ECM (Egg & Cheese English Muffin), CCD (Cotton Candy Donut), and more

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4 days ago

I'm putting you on the Individual Life Development Plan

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5 days ago

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5 days ago

Some of these guys only love trains and drugs

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6 days ago

Content farm my life

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7 days ago

I have too much of a dour personality to wear a Florida Gators hat. But nonetheless I'm willing to let it transform me

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7 days ago

Getting to the airport 17 hours early

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#ii @mindinterface

a week ago

Imagine u get mugged in china and you have to tell a police officer "Help! The thief went past the Dongguan Huaxing Thermoplastic Polycarbonate Factory!"