Michael Vallely @mkvallely314
Multiple-time cancer survivor unless I've died since writing this. STL then SEA then BRU now BOS Joined February 2011-
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Fine, but this does nothing to erase my personal trauma from watching the Terminator 1 sex scene with my whole family
Fine, but this does nothing to erase my personal trauma from watching the Terminator 1 sex scene with my whole family
Trump is toast. A witness today testified, "That's my last duchess painted on the wall. Looking as if she were alive, I call!"
Trump is toast. A witness today testified, "That's my last duchess painted on the wall. Looking as if she were alive, I call!"
Happy birthday @aprilbegins! What's the plan this year?
Spectrum internet is out in Cleveland. Now I understand why everyone in the 19th century had 18 kids and died from alcoholism this is horrible.
Bought @bandofhorses tickets for Cleveland in June. The last three (!) times I bought tickets for their shows I had to miss them because I got cancer. If it happens again this time we're breaking up.
Just googled "Arby's nutrition" as if it even matters what the results say.
Another day in Ukraine. Never normal, never acceptable.
Another day in Ukraine. Never normal, never acceptable.
Impossible to overstate how hard I will not watch these debates
Impossible to overstate how hard I will not watch these debates
Happy Eclipse Day Cleveland! Totality is from 3:13-3:17pm today, and the forecast says the sun will be peeking out slightly to top-right of that one big cloud.
Are you all continuing to block the blue checkmark people? I still do it reflexively. Not even a thought required, it's all muscle memory.
Nefertari: Is her skin as soft, her lips as red, or her hair as fragrant as mine? Moses: Nope, I agree she's rough on the five senses, but she's nice in other ways. Bruh #TenCommandments
Moses got lucky. He choked that dude to death just before the Ten Commandments were written so he's grandfathered in. #TenCommandments
I really think Moses shoulda just held out until he was pharaoh then he could've done socialism or whatever #TenCommandments
Hospital food is so rough. This was spaghetti I got during my first cancer treatment in Belgium.
Hospital food is so rough. This was spaghetti I got during my first cancer treatment in Belgium. https://t.co/wv0Qnb7P2W
Fear-mongering liberal betas try to force us to wear nerd glasses to look at the sun? Please, God made the sun for us so my eyeballs will be proudly barebacking this eclipse like the fearless Donald Trump.
Fear-mongering liberal betas try to force us to wear nerd glasses to look at the sun? Please, God made the sun for us so my eyeballs will be proudly barebacking this eclipse like the fearless Donald Trump.
Finally, a non-emasculating toilet paper. Now I don't have to be embarrassed when my bros are watching me wipe.
Looking for a workout that will undo 16 months worth of disrepair in approximately three weeks.
Last night I drank a bunch of free wine and then went on an ungodly social media rampage. Someone please get me one of those breathalyzer login phones.
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5 Followers 47 FollowingWelp last night was pretty fuckin great, if I say so myself!!!
@GothamChess Kendrick has checkmate in 1 but he is choosing to do it in 4
ok, here's this year's playlist. The song is a joy so the challenge will be Spotify ads. Let's see how far off their geolocation targeting is today!
Happy birthday @aprilbegins! What's the plan this year?
Great answer here from Anthony Edwards on KAT’s importance, and for him to “stop f**king fouling.”
Chuck’s had it with the Pelicans 💀
This is the start of Keon Coleman's first press conference as a member of the Buffalo Bills. Covering this man is going to be a real treat. #BillsMafia @WKBW
Made it to 18 years cancer-free — my second life — today. This past year has been a profound one, my life expanded and enriched in ways I never imagined, and it all began on that first day of knowing I could live. Love to everyone. Keep fighting ❤️
The results are in – @NASA has announced the winners of the 2024 Power to Explore Challenge writing competition! K-12 students were tasked with imagining how their personal “superpowers” would energize radioisotope-powered science missions: go.nasa.gov/3UmoXrO
For the first time in history, the NCAA women's basketball title game drew more viewers than the men's.
These racist fans need to stfu and sit down! South Carolina and LSU had to deal with SO much racism this last season it's ridiculous. They're the last 2 Women's College Basketball champions for crying out loud.
Black women putting an end to that shit two seasons in a row.
I asked South Carolina head coach Dawn Staley if she supports transgender women (biological males) playing women's college basketball. "If you consider yourself a woman and you want to play sports or vice versa, you should be able to play."
@nytimes @TheAthletic Why do we even do the National Anthem at sporting events? And shouldn't folks be free to bail on it or kneel if they want? Isn't the 1A part of what makes America great?
@HorhayBlanco @JimSox5 @statsbywill The thing about sports betting being so incredibly easy now is that more people do it. In a different world, a lot of these people would just be yelling at clouds, or would even focus their energy to something more positive
@mkvallely314 when i saw it listed on the guide i asked myself wtf will watch that on a saturday night? i guess you answered my question
@mkvallely314 that was your warm-up for Cincinnati chili