Melkom @mmelkom
Göteborg, Sverige Joined May 2014-
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The irony of sinister conspiracies is that the cunning plotters always leave a cryptic trail of clues behind that can only be unraveled by the world’s biggest retards
metternich in 1809: "we need to have an austrian detente with france... napoleon is too powerful... we need to cooperate with france..." metternich in 1815:
“Ok but why carbonite? Why not just take him out completely? What’s the thinking behind that?” “CHOPA SO REEPA SOLO SA DU SCHUTTA AN JEE OOHHHOHOHO”
george, entering the apartment: well! i lost it! jerry: lost what? george: the mandate of heaven! jerry: you lost the mandate of heaven?! george: i lost the mandate of heaven!! kramer, bursting through the door in full imperial regalia: hēi, jié ruì.
Libertarianism spawning into 2023 Argentina has to be one of the most unlucky starts since communism spawned in post-war Russia. Can’t help but still feel jealous over capitalism getting that insanely lucky spawn in the early modern Netherlands.
“Who started the Korean War?” “That’s a complicated question, it depends on what you mean by ‘start’, you see-” “NORTH. OR. SOUTH.” “It helps no one to be reductive…”
“Who started the Korean War?” “That’s a complicated question, it depends on what you mean by ‘start’, you see-” “NORTH. OR. SOUTH.” “It helps no one to be reductive…” https://t.co/iheMhEjo8w
“we all have to make a living under capitalism” i say, on my way to work at mckinsey qatar, as a senior slave optimization consultant
Americans have the thing were they think that the only reason things can happen in the world is because of them doing something
AMERICAN FILMMAKER: Uh yeah Chet is totally natural. Yeah his eight pack is because of uhhh water. SOVIET FILMMAKER: [long drag on cigarette] ok Misha. for next scene you will be bombarded with mustard gas. hold your breath
I don't know if placing women at the same hierarchal level as whales was intentional but it is very funny
Undefeated best tweet of all time, tragically.
I honestly don’t understand how people like this function how does a guy whose brain is so broken that he thinks “wildfires are a global conspiracy to build bike lanes” have a job? how does he file his taxes? how does he pay his bills?
can you imagine being a closeted gay mormon in the 1800s and then word comes down that oh btw you gotta marry MULTIPLE women
WELL CONGRATULATIONS PRIGOZHIN YOU FAILED YOUR COUP ATTEMPT. WHAT’S THE NEXT STEP IN YOUR MASTER PLAN
Why they got they own set of evil twins like lmaooo
Why they got they own set of evil twins like lmaooo
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Large parts of the US remain unused, too. A Fallout game set in Louisiana, Texas, PNW, or Chicago would be great - as well as Florida and maybe even Hawaii.
Heartsteel Unending Despair?
Unending Despair buff: - Cooldown reduced from 7 seconds to 5
The phrasing of zionists circulating this video is so dishonest. She literally said the opposite, she doesn’t expect the university to bring food or water, she’s saying that food or water should be allowed in. Not surprised ppl are electively cutting out words to rage bait.
Reporter grills Columbia student after she demands the university help feed protestors occupying Hamilton Hall: "It seems like you're saying, 'we want to be revolutionaries, we want to take over this building, now would you please bring us some food'."
What is Step 2 after radically not voting for Biden?
Wonderful things happening in Whickcord today.
When hell freezes over.
@jordanbpeterson Jordan, when are you going to have a conversation with Nick Fuentes?
My brother brought a Palestinian historian on a D stream and the historian is losing his mind right now, history repeats
@k1llacourt @CapriSunnPapi What do you mean? That’s like the number one time that request should be made. There is literally not a better time to ask for a source than when chatting with a historian on the topic in front of a stack of apparently well studied sources
@k1llacourt @CapriSunnPapi Weird how he still couldn’t show a source
@weather_burner let people date who they like, geez
Im extremely torn on the idea of paid toilets On one hand, countries with paid toilets generally have like double the public toilets available, on the other, paying for public toilets is gonna make me a communist
What is going on over there
Some int some Pog but one things for sure, I'm back on the international stage
@Dunayevskayan What? How do you possibly get this interpretation
"Listen, once you become an expert Historian on a specific topic if becomes very difficult to cite quotes or stories accurately..." Then go bag groceries nigga, cataloguing and citing primary sources is the ENTIRE fucking point of being a historian.
My brother brought a Palestinian historian on a D stream and the historian is losing his mind right now, history repeats
I was happy to see lethal tempo removed then I read the rest of the possible 14.10 changes now I am sitting at the edge of my bed with a bottle of jack daniels in my left and a 20 pack of benzodiazepines in my right time to become a full time variety creator
alright guys its season 7 again everyone hope your bot lane is better than the enemies or you will never win
It's crazy how Kevin Castley went from NATO fanboy ultrahawk to MAGA communist without ever having a normal ideology inbetween
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