mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

United Kids Wife. Live is All There Is. Always. Earth Joined July 2009

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Mercia @MissMercia_

17 hours ago

Beautiful 🤍

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If anyone told me that Scholes was talking here about a lad who'd been a top scorer, played through injury, never said a bad word about the club and is currently doing well away from United, I'd struggle to believe it. THIS is the guy you hate? Not Sancho, or even Garnacho? Him?

The Good, The Bad & The Football @goodbadftblpod

2 days ago

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

a week ago

This is spot on from @jonawils. The United hierarchy are so fully brought in to the Amorim project that they're willing to sacrifice United's history and traditions to help him succeed. WHEN he leaves, he'll take a good few down with him.

Libero @podcast_libero

a week ago

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

2 weeks ago

The idea that Winnie the Pooh puts on pj tops and bottoms to bed but goes full-on Winnie-the-Pooh-red-waistcoat only for his daily jaunts would absolutely blow my mind.

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

2 weeks ago

I'm not this commentator's biggest fan but the way he calls Amad's goal here will ALWAYS give me goosebumps.

Premier League @premierleague

2 weeks ago

I'm not this commentator's biggest fan but the way he calls Amad's goal here will ALWAYS give me goosebumps.

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

2 weeks ago

There's a laptop TONS of clubs would love to take a peek at.

Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano

2 weeks ago

There's a laptop TONS of clubs would love to take a peek at.

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

2 weeks ago

They've gone and found Lionel Richie's soul bird.

James Tate @JamesTate121

2 weeks ago

They've gone and found Lionel Richie's soul bird. https://t.co/8ZKLJ9tZmn

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

2 weeks ago

This is intentionally hilarious. And absolutely true.

Louie @UTD_Louie

2 weeks ago

This is intentionally hilarious. And absolutely true.

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

3 weeks ago

Wow! Really nice way of sharing with the world that you share a therapist with Donald Trump, Elon Musk, Vladimir Putin and Kim Jong Un. Must be hell fitting all your egos in one room during group session.

im bein a silly billy @uwantmetoiwill

a month ago

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

3 weeks ago

Why does this pic remind me of Tweedledee and Tweedledum arriving in Barcelona all those years ago confident they were going to sign Frankie fucking De Jong?

SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd

3 weeks ago

Why does this pic remind me of Tweedledee and Tweedledum arriving in Barcelona all those years ago confident they were going to sign Frankie fucking De Jong?

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

4 weeks ago

"£120m on Baleba and Amorim's winning it all." That's the way it goes, right?

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

a month ago

Surely this is not true!

#PutSouthAfricansfirst @Patriot_S_A

a month ago

Surely this is not true!

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

a month ago

Last week we were satisfied with a loss, today we're furious at a draw. Amorim's Manchester United have us acting weird. That second half was the most dispiriting I've seen since fucking Bilbao and it is 100% on Ruben. He was out-coached by Silva and that's disappointing.

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Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC

a month ago

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened 🥹

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mōkäléng👹🔴⚫🇿🇦® @mokaleng

a month ago

The fact that there still isn't a cartoon honey badger voiced by Joe Pesci is an absolute scandal. All he does is play small, mean, feisty motherfuckers who'd rip out your throat for stealing an ounce of their honey.