monkeypunk @monkeypunk1

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3 weeks ago

@paul_6465 @AlexiLalas He learned how to do it from the Mexican team

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3 weeks ago

@starwars @V0DREX General Yeastous.

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a month ago

@MaxBretosSports We need some dual nat GK's. Let's throw out the net, there's gotta be at least one out there.

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2 months ago

@BenNollWeather I mean, it's muggy for SoCal but this is nothing like an real muggy day in Florida. I hate humidity, hence why I won't move, but this is tolerable.

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2 months ago

@brownsonjacob2 Way

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4 months ago

@TaylorTwellman @GrantTDM But are you rooting for England?

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4 months ago

America turns 250 today. Let me read back the resume. We started by telling a king to pound sand, in writing. By 1803 we bought half a continent from France for about four cents an acre. We fought a war with ourselves and somehow stayed one country. We strung a railroad across the entire thing. We handed the world the lightbulb, the telephone, and the airplane in about thirty years flat. Then a man named Willis Carrier invented air conditioning and made half the planet actually livable. You are welcome, Texas. You are welcome, Dubai. Twice the whole world caught fire, and twice we showed up and helped put it out. We split the atom. We put men on the moon in 1969. Then we went back and hit golf balls up there, because why not. We invented jazz, blues, rock and roll, and hip-hop, and the whole planet is still dancing to it. We put a burger and fries on every corner of the earth. We built rockets that fly themselves home and land standing straight up. We flew a helicopter on Mars. We launched a car into actual space and it is still out there cruising. We also invented ranch dressing and somehow talked the entire world into putting it on pizza. Priorities. We even invented three of our own sports so we could win them. Baseball, basketball, and football. Real football, the kind with hands, because we named it and we are not taking corrections. The rest of the planet can keep soccer, which is fine, we are hosting it in our backyard this summer anyway. And yes, Canadian football exists, wider field, extra man, one fewer down, and we try very hard not to think about it. Frankly it was generous of us to invent our own games. If we put all that energy into soccer, nobody else would ever lift that trophy again. We would win it so often they would just rename it the America’s Cup and hand us the keys. You are welcome for the suspense. And in 2026 we threw a birthday so big a German tourist live-tweeted our gas stations to 750,000 people. Not every chapter was clean. We argued, we stumbled, we fixed what we broke, and we kept building. That is the whole trick. Two hundred and fifty years in, and we are still the loudest, brightest, most improbable experiment on the map. Not bad for a country that started as a strongly worded letter to a king. Happy birthday, America. 🦋

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monkeypunk @monkeypunk1

5 months ago

@AlexiLalas No Pepi, no peace JK you gotta start Balogun but why not both? At least we've finally got some depth in that position.

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6 months ago

@PitchingNinja Mulligan!

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7 months ago

@WildBillWellman This answers all 3 questions

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7 months ago

@ByDougMcIntyre Inexcusable.

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8 months ago

@stuholden It's time wasting. Give 'em a yellow card. They do it again, give 'em a red. They'll speed it up.

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8 months ago

@MaxBretosSports No more clocks. Straight yellow.

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8 months ago

@Pixar This is going to make me cry. Damn you Pixar.

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9 months ago

@JomboyMedia Her arms are drunk

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9 months ago

@scuffedpod He's starting to make me a believer.

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9 months ago

@AlexiLalas I loved running cross country to race (and get in shape for soccer). I hated running.

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9 months ago

@MenInBlazers I will never make fun of CONCACAF again. Ok, maybe not never but compared to this?

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10 months ago

@usmntonly Ya don’t kick with your arms. He good.

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10 months ago

@usmntonly Get VAR on simulation. It might slow down the game initially but once these guys figure out they can’t go down like they got sniped by someone’s fingernail, and punished for it, they’ll stop doing it. Although a World Cup might not be the best place to start.