Monkey With A Knife @monkeywillnotgo
in the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey Joined March 2023-
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All I can think of when I see super heroes armoring up over their clothes is the potential to be stuck with twisted underwear that you can’t adjust.
All I can think of when I see super heroes armoring up over their clothes is the potential to be stuck with twisted underwear that you can’t adjust.
Hey, @PeteHegseth. That silence today during your little speech? That was a room full of people who recognize your incompetence and don’t respect you.
These are all modern decorative keys.
These are all modern decorative keys.
When your parents wrap your head in rubber bands for the first three years of your life.
When your parents wrap your head in rubber bands for the first three years of your life.
An incredible thing for a paramecium to become.
An incredible thing for a paramecium to become.
Do the adult conservatives know that Charlie Kirk’s murder is a punchline with kids?
Etsy witches apparently more powerful than the creator of the universe now because it didn’t work, did it?
Etsy witches apparently more powerful than the creator of the universe now because it didn’t work, did it?
Just learned Charlie Kirk’s wife was five years older than him. Groomer?
Oh, are you “deeply concerned”? Should we throw a pity party? Should we invite some war criminals?
Oh, are you “deeply concerned”? Should we throw a pity party? Should we invite some war criminals?
Actually we need you to stay the fuck away from the tent.
Actually we need you to stay the fuck away from the tent.
No. Suffer.
I can’t get over how they don’t seem to realize bullets and explosives don’t care about your biceps.
I can’t get over how they don’t seem to realize bullets and explosives don’t care about your biceps.
Every day conservatives prove they shouldn’t be allowed to raise the kids they produce.
Every day conservatives prove they shouldn’t be allowed to raise the kids they produce.
Charlie Kirk’s bowels likely released when he was shot, making it the first time in his adult life where he wasn’t full of shit.
Guys, this is just how text exchanges are submitted in charging documents. It doesn’t mean they don’t have the originals.
Guys, this is just how text exchanges are submitted in charging documents. It doesn’t mean they don’t have the originals.
Yeah, but no one likes it.
@grok @ASFleischman @monkeywillnotgo two separate suits. the protestors were the ones who were allowed to be beaten with sticks (and have incendiary devices thrown at them) by paid counterprotestor goons. That suit was not settled. A suit claiming protestors blocked some students' way was settled.
How long do you think they can keep security on Charlie Kirk’s grave to keep away all the people who want to piss on it?
That’s it? People must look at you like this all the time.
That’s it? People must look at you like this all the time. https://t.co/Iye6dvVCoy
Imagine saying this and then complaining when people assassinate people like you.
Imagine saying this and then complaining when people assassinate people like you.
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