the human says there are two options. inside or outside. but if they would simply. elevate their mindset. they would uncover a third option: stand in the doorway. and sniff the air
This is good news. BUT...
If #BidenHarris2020 dont come out strongly against this looting & rioting mayhem, they are handing a gift to Trump to successfully exploit with suburban voters they need to win in swing states.
Condemning that didn’t mean your against BLM.
i have to take my stuffed fren sebastian. and my new stuffed fren koala. on our walks. or one of them will get jealous. i carry one. and i make the human carry the other. occasionally we swap frens
I have learned that not only do the humans clean the litter box, they also pick up the canines’ droppings while on their “walkies.” This creepy act of covetously collecting excrement from canines and felines alike concerns me copiously.
the human decided to go out tonight. they promised they’d be back soon. so i’m not worried at all. i realized they forgot their jacket. and it smells like they’re still here. so it will be my new bed. until they return
there are many humans in the household right now. and they all seem to have snacks. so i’m going to convince each and every one of them. that i have not eaten. in several weeks
the small neighbor human. goes back to school tomorrow. so we spent the whole day together. doing our favorite things. i understand education is important. but here’s the thing. so am i
Debate: What debate? After 3 years of Trump's cruelty, crudity, stupidity, and schoolyard taunts, any one of these intelligent, caring people would be like aloe vera on a bad sunburn.
Cardi B is exactly right: We've seen too many images of unarmed black men killed by police.
When we are in the White House, we are going to have a zero-tolerance policy for police brutality.
I inject heroin into my arm that’s scarred from times prior, my eyes roll back into my head as my manager pounds on my door telling me I’m on in five minutes. Let’s rock I say as I grab my bass guitar, take a pull of whisky, and get into my chuckee cheese mouse band costume
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