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I think it’s time to bust this one out again $tsla
Almost everywhere on Earth had slavery for thousands of years and some places still do. The drive to end slavery on a worldwide basis was spearheaded by Britain in the early 1800’s. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Afri….
Almost everywhere on Earth had slavery for thousands of years and some places still do. The drive to end slavery on a worldwide basis was spearheaded by Britain in the early 1800’s. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Afri….
This is the most intelligent, most insightful opinion piece I’ve read in a long time.
This is the most intelligent, most insightful opinion piece I’ve read in a long time.
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Earlier today, Brazilian Supreme Court judge Alexandre de Moraes explicitly threatened all X employees in Brazil with criminal prosecution. Musk claimed that X's employees feared arrest and Brazilian media strongly implied he was lying. This proves the fear was well-grounded:
Earlier today, Brazilian Supreme Court judge Alexandre de Moraes explicitly threatened all X employees in Brazil with criminal prosecution. Musk claimed that X's employees feared arrest and Brazilian media strongly implied he was lying. This proves the fear was well-grounded:
CIA officer & former FBI agent boasts about entraping Americans, targeting Alex Jones, and 20 undercover FBI agents working the Capitol on January 6. "You can kind of put anyone in jail if you know what to do. You set them up... We call it a nudge."
"Judge Alexandre demanded that 𝕏 suspend accounts of people who raised corruption concerns while insisting that 𝕏 pretend the suspension was for violating our terms of service! We obey the laws of countries even if we disagree with them, but this required violating the laws of…
Good article about NPR
How did @alexandre de Moraes become the dictator of Brazil? He has Lula on a leash 😂
As a member of the Brazilian Congress who has been exposing and combatting the abuses of our Supreme Court for years, I want to express my deepest gratitude to @elonmusk. Elon, you are currently aiding Brazil more than many members of the Brazilian House and Senate. You are…
@alexandre Why are you demanding so much censorship in Brazil?
After a judge rebuked the DOJ for defying House subpoenas while demanding jail for others, AG Garland has defied another subpoena. foxnews.com/politics/doj-w… To answer Judge Reyes question, they are not "kidding" in their consistent contempt of Congress. jonathanturley.org/2024/04/08/are…
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If you fumble hard with $TSLA, you’re probably fumbling every other stock you’re holding as well. Some people just aren’t cut out to manage capital. That’s ok. Good investors primarily see themselves as business builders, not money makers. My mind has always been on the business…
@montypythonfun Sorry not sorry 🫤 I am having a hell of a day 🚀
Here we are, smart $TSLA bulls thinking Tesla's gonna license FSD to Ford when it was BYD the WHOLE TIME!!
Gary, Ross, & Kevin have proven to not be worth listening to, they’re just trend followers. $TSLA goes up? Bullish. $TSLA goes down? Bearish.
@Emboothoo @GerberKawasaki He’s 5150 now after being unable to engage FSD in his Rivian 😂🤣
I think it’s time to bust this one out again $tsla
@nettermike The only requirement to be a teacher these days is to be a communist so no need for other credentials.
I took your advice. Unfortunately Walmart, McDonald's, and Home Depot didn't hire me after applying for a job. Still waiting to hear back from Arby's...there's still hope. I'm only up $50 a share since your tweet.
@ZTheTrader If yer Bullish on TSLA After that horrific earnings report. Please stop trading and find a different job people.
Scientific fact: hotdogs at the ballpark automatically taste 10% better just for being at the game #twittersupperclub
Imagine for a moment that Ross Gerber or Gary Black convinced you to dump your $TSLA stock 5 days ago Stop listening to retards
$tsla analysts be like: complain, sell low, buy high, complain.
@AMAZlNGNATURE Don't touch only watch
I mean sex is cool, but have you ever watched your portfolio grow 20% in one day?