Blonde Mortician💀 @morticianladyy
Coffee & Wine enthusiast. Makeup lover. Dog mom. Mortician.💍💜♏️ #WarEagle #ChopOn Joined January 2017-
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It’s been a great birthday! Massage and facial, relaxing soak in the tub with bubbles, jets, wine and candles and then my husband surprised me with a home cooked meal ❤️
See you again in 5 months Hawaii 🌺
The happiest place on earth ✨
How I know I’m getting older: I have to flip my mirror around to the zoomed in side to put on eyeliner.
Mani/pedi and mimosas = a very relaxing day 💅🏻🍾
Husband got an assignment to Hawaii, so we will be there by February!
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BRB picking up the pieces of my shattered heart. #GoodTrouble
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When I tell you this is the funniest shit I've ever read 😂
Bachelorette weekend in NOLA ✨
I smell like decomp. It’s a great day to be a mortician 🤢
Drop it like it’s hot
My bonus was double what it usually is. MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄👏🏻🎁
Happy 11th birthday to my best boy 🥳💙
Everyone always tells me my skin is glowing. Thanks, but I’m just oily 😂
My future MIL sent me home with 6 pairs of shoes to try on with a dress I’m wearing to a wedding in a few weeks, one of those pairs being Louboutin’s 👀also this is great we wear the same size shoe 😅
Mexican and margaritas for lunch and supposed to have a steakhouse for dinner. It’s been a great birthday so far ☺️
How do I start a petition to bring the mushroom swiss burger back to @Whataburger I want one so bad 🥺😅
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You know what time it is???!!!! Rick and Michonne time!!!!
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I'm soo full 🤤 but this was insane... 🫶🏼🥂
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MERRRRRY CHRISTMAS TO MEEEE
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I woke up crying this morning. This is the reality of deployment. I miss him so bad.
7 years✨️💍 Thank you, @nouratowel, for being the Lazlo to my Nadja, Stan to my Francine, Eliot to my Quentin. I'm forever grateful for Twitter & @SouthPark for bringing us together💕
Forever grateful and hella blessed. 🫶🏼
@morticianladyy I use to do that to put my contacts in
I’m trying to shave and Willow wants in on the fun
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