☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930

🍄 mother + wife 📚 reader, painter, thrift + antique shopper 🌿 shop owner 🌙 deeply unserious 🥀anti-social 🦋 forever quoting New Girl 🧂POTS mi’sippi Joined January 2022

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☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930

10 months ago

Husband + I having a convo + he said “I’ve been going down a rabbit hole”. 5 looked him dead in the face + said “you wouldn’t fit in a rabbit hole, dad, you’re big like an egg” 🥚💀🥲

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your other mom @difficultpatty

12 months ago

If you married me, your T-shirts are my pajamas. No negotiations.

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Bailli @Thats_Bai

12 months ago

No YALL are the weirdos and that’s why we have to do it.

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Darla the Darling @DarlaTheDarling

12 months ago

If I get a thousand likes my husband will let me put this in our bedroom. 😆

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🏴‍☠️ @DreamChasnMike

12 months ago

babies don’t ruin relationships lol yall don’t be lovin mfs as much as yall think

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Words @itswords_

12 months ago

remember

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☔ @Whotfismick

12 months ago

sometimes I'm late because I sit like this for a long time

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Benji Newman @acebenji

12 months ago

This.

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☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930

12 months ago

I want to be here right now. This would literally be like therapy.

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12 months ago

I want to be here right now. This would literally be like therapy.

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Zhané✨ @pinkbenjaminss

12 months ago

Damn them port workers went from making $39 an hr to $63 an hr 😂😫 where can I apply?

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☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930

12 months ago

I wanna get dressed up and do OOTDs but my everyday outfits are my husbands over sized tees and pj pants. Today i have on eeyore ones 😒 homeschool moms get it. Iykyk

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💙 @ifeelgoodto

12 months ago

DON'T overshare just because someone is being nice to you

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☔ @Whotfismick

12 months ago

“Your order is out for delivery” me immediately:

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☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930

12 months ago

Katie Santry said the mystery behind the buried rug was solved just because there was no body found inside… NO MAAM ITS NOT SOLVED. That rug was buried for a reason and I’d be willing to bet it’s evidence of a crime and there’s a body somewhere else 👀

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GC @ThePOTSPostman

12 months ago

It’s Dysautonomia awareness month. A hallmark of POTS is tachycardia. My highest ever has been 195, what about you? Share it below! Tachycardia in POTS happens because when you stand up, blood pools in your lower body. Your body tries to compensate for the sudden drop in…

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☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930

12 months ago

My 5yo keeps asking for a baby 😭 doesn’t help my baby fever omgggg

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☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930

a year ago

Does everybody else prefer dying over throwing up or is that just me 😅 legit.. gun to my head, if someone told me to induce vomiting or else, I’d probably be done 🪦 I’m also severely emetophobic though so

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☆Great-Value Pinterest Mom☆ @_jade_0930

a year ago

Do any frenzzz play Dreamlight Valley here? 🤔

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stupid idoit t @peeholelicker

a year ago

how the fuck are U supposed to make friends as an adult. i miss when it was socially acceptable as a kid to just say "can we be friends". this is so sick and TWISTED!!