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@jimmyfallon The ability to make people soil their undergarments.
@jimmyfallon I would have the power to make people itch.
@storkhead I know it's your birthday...that's why I didn't wear socks to the office, so my feet will really smell for ya.
@storkhead I'm following you...and I'm a prostitute too...I've got my socks off.
Glad that my wife is now following me...guess I'll have to send more tweets.
@chickmcgee1 Any chance of hearing the clip when that comedian beat his ex wife's boyfriend with a baseball bat?
@chickmcgee1 Chick, you have to talk to Tom into playing the clip of that interview where a comedian beat his ex wife's boyfriend with a bat
@bobandtom ..not sure who it was...but he was waiting in his ex wife's house with a bat...hilarious!
@bobandtom .....Can you play that interview with the comdedian who beat his ex-wifes boyfriend with a baseball bat for hurting his kid..PLZ!
is going to sweep the leg. "You got a problem with that Mr. Lawrence!?"
@blues_traveler Do it, Do it! She'll pay you back for being so sweet!
@FunnyCostaki I was laughing my ass off at Chicks interview with that basketball player too. Good stuff
Typing case notes and listening to Pandora because the crap on the radio freakin' sucks.
Typing case notes listening to AM radio shows because the crap on the radio freakin' sucks.