Vinaya Chandiramani @mouse_musings
Either give me more wine, or leave me alone. Mumbai, India Joined February 2016-
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Me my entire life: Barely realizes snowboarding exists Me 2 days into the Olympics: If McMorris thinks he's getting on the podium with anything less than a clean 1620 toe grab, he's a fool
😍 doggos to the rescueee
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"My code is well documented."
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Jaise KARNI, waise BURNI
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As President, you should serve the country free of charge. Donate everything to the "less fortunate." Even better, use it to build the government healthcare system and stop victimising doctors.
As President, you should serve the country free of charge. Donate everything to the "less fortunate." Even better, use it to build the government healthcare system and stop victimising doctors.
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The biggest shock of my life!!! Went to an Airtel store to get AADHAAR linked to the single mobile number i have been using since 2000. Was told there are 9 connections already linked to my AADHAAR! 😲😲😲 What the hell is happening? @Airtel_Presence @airtelindia @UIDAI
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We live in a post-parody society where it's impossible to invent anything more ridiculous than reality
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I laughed way too hard at the php one...
So much for a healthy salad lunch, i just gobbled a bar of chocolate. Just one of those days I guess. 😬 #sorrynotsorry
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This why Donald Trump is against H1B visa extension
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I either reply in 0.2 seconds or 3-5 working days x
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Trump uses social media as a weapon to control the news cycle. It works like a charm. His tweets are tactical rather than substantive. They mostly fall into one of these four categories.
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I don't understand how a snake even begins to organise a trip like that.
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How about bridge courses for Astrologers to Astronauts? Vastu experts to Architects? Rickshaw drivers to pilots? @narendramodi @RSSorg @PMOIndia
How about bridge courses for Astrologers to Astronauts? Vastu experts to Architects? Rickshaw drivers to pilots? @narendramodi @RSSorg @PMOIndia
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found out last week through "the youths" that snapchat is over and no one uses it. what the fuck abhi toh mujhe stickers lagaana aya hai.
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