Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

A Very Boring Person Joined November 2013

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

a year ago

I wonder if @elonmusk would consider posting another poll: "do you find yourself having to discuss this site constantly with a disclaimer, e.g. 'I searched X, not for porn, it's formerly Twitter?" Because I keep feeling compelled to say that, especially when referring to videos.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

3 years ago

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

3 years ago

Every major project ends with the ceremonial Closing of A Thousand Tabs.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

3 years ago

I would share my opinion, but I am sure you have one and don't need it. #selfish

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

3 years ago

As a nation, we have to deal with The Analogy Crisis. Every time I have employed an analogy over the past couple of years, the other person replies "they are not the same thing." That's right, they aren't. Do you understand how analogies work?

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

3 years ago

The only thing worse than misinformation is "I saw a headline and now I think I know the whole story"-information.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

4 years ago

April 4 - 4/04 - looked for it on my calendar, but felt an error. I could not find it.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

4 years ago

Recently ran out of oyster crackers to put in my soup, so I used Cheez-Its instead. Never.going.back.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

5 years ago

Never adjust your expectations. Instead, try lowering your standards.

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Laurel and Hardy @Stan_And_Ollie

9 years ago

Peter Cushing appeared with #LaurelAndHardy in A Chump At Oxford

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

5 years ago

All across the country, Americans confusedly mourn as they text one another about the sad, autocorrected passing of Alex Trek.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

6 years ago

Consistency is great for building trust, I suppose. After all, you trust someone's values if they don't change over time. It also means that person doesn't learn from their mistakes, grow, and can't answer challenging questions without repeating their stump speech.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

6 years ago

If you find yourself justifying your behavior with "if I didn't do it, someone else would," congratulations! You are officially evil.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

6 years ago

At some point, you need to stop mourning it and start celebrating it.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

6 years ago

The hardware store: where men buy experiences, not things.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

6 years ago

People tell me to get what I want, but no one ever offers a menu.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

6 years ago

Back when people spoke to one another, the answer was either "yes" or "no." Now it is either "yes" or ghost.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

6 years ago

Going forward, I promise to assume you are venting unless you specify that you are genuinely curious.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

7 years ago

There are no absolutes, only generalities.

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Matt Gilbert @mpgchgo

7 years ago

It might seem minor, but one of my new favorite things about watching blu-rays and DVDs is having the end credits roll without a card appearing to tell me what is "NEXT."