mr. implausible @mr_implausible
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my favorite is when people have shoes off policies and also have dogs. do you bath them every time they come inside? they rolled in dirt, tracked whatever inside, maybe ate some animal’s shit and licked the floor. you want me to walk around in stocking feet in that?
my favorite is when people have shoes off policies and also have dogs. do you bath them every time they come inside? they rolled in dirt, tracked whatever inside, maybe ate some animal’s shit and licked the floor. you want me to walk around in stocking feet in that?
I don’t know how to community note tweets but green boots body was moved to a less conspicuous location in 2014, so it is no longer a “grim milestone for climbers”
I don’t know how to community note tweets but green boots body was moved to a less conspicuous location in 2014, so it is no longer a “grim milestone for climbers”
maybe dad should have put that money into a 529 for you instead.
maybe dad should have put that money into a 529 for you instead. https://t.co/PNlvwFIobp
mike’s automobile:
Michelin-starred restaurants have good food
Michelin-starred restaurants have good food
someday somebody will write an article about my uniform of black T-shirts, basketball shorts, and recovery slides with heather gray socks.
someday somebody will write an article about my uniform of black T-shirts, basketball shorts, and recovery slides with heather gray socks.
TIL I would be a good play tester
see this is prime locker room wall material for me. maybe that’s why i’m destined for success.
see this is prime locker room wall material for me. maybe that’s why i’m destined for success.
council-manager is superior to mayor-council
council-manager is superior to mayor-council
recessed lighting is an essential component of modern lighting design, but it should not be the *only* component. no one wants to go back to floor lamps on switched outlets, or ugly flush mount boob lights.
recessed lighting is an essential component of modern lighting design, but it should not be the *only* component. no one wants to go back to floor lamps on switched outlets, or ugly flush mount boob lights. https://t.co/NF01j8dSPO
on the flip side, “who framed roger rabbit” is the ultimate urbanist film. after buying and decommissioning LA’s electric railway system, an evil developer wants to raze a vibrant, walkable neighborhood to build a freeway.
in the words of one of new York’s greatest philosophers…
in the words of one of new York’s greatest philosophers… https://t.co/9EZLAaoI5J
that’s nice. my friend’s experience with redneck neighbors is being shot at in her shed because they were annoyed with her practicing flute.
that’s nice. my friend’s experience with redneck neighbors is being shot at in her shed because they were annoyed with her practicing flute.
an ironclad law of posting is that post(s) that explain a non-obvious joke get more engagement than the joke. I don’t think it was all that good of a joke, but it was clear to me it was one. same with train platform influencer.
Hitler’s going to roll the WOKE allies
Hitler’s going to roll the WOKE allies https://t.co/XuB5q4y4ya
pretty good duo of deep dives on the tl
I just want to wear gray sweat-shorts, black t-shirts, and oofos slides with gray gold toe socks every day.
I just want to wear gray sweat-shorts, black t-shirts, and oofos slides with gray gold toe socks every day.
It’s a tough look to see a second lockdown only a day after some Republican leaders mocked UNC students who were protesting at the legislature demanding action on common sense gun reform. Instead of turning your backs, how about actually listening to them?
idk how to put this nicely at all but I can’t help feeling that traveling to Europe feels more and more like a fucking status symbol
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