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He’s a journalist who is allowed to monetize his reporting. You’re a U.S. Senator hosting your own super PAC’s podcast to funnel money into your reelection efforts. Paid by a media company who lobbies your office.
He’s a journalist who is allowed to monetize his reporting. You’re a U.S. Senator hosting your own super PAC’s podcast to funnel money into your reelection efforts. Paid by a media company who lobbies your office.
“Not only is Ted Cruz's podcasting habit weird—and I think a little insulting to the 30 million Texans he represents presumably full time—it also appears to be a serious ethical and campaign finance scandal in the making,” says @chrislhayes.
Holy sh*t. This needs to be a much bigger story.
Holy sh*t. This needs to be a much bigger story.
.@KBeds on Kristi Noem shooting her family dog: "If you're on day four of explaining your puppy murder, you're not winning."
And today, Desantis kissed the ring. What a loser.
And today, Desantis kissed the ring. What a loser.
He’s lazy.
What we learned today: Kristi Noem's book editor *really* did not like her.
@kaitlancollins Sarah Huckabee Sanders is constantly telling us how "Christian" she is. So her encouraging the adulterous Trump to cover up an extramarital affair with a Playboy bunny with a bribe to buy her silence in violation of campaign laws is so on brand for her type of Christianity.
Kristi Noem executed her dog in a gravel pit. Ted Cruz abandoned his dog in an empty house with no power when he fled to Cancun. Mike Huckabee's son tortured a dog. Donald Trump hates dogs. So don't be surprised when these people act like sociopaths. #PuppyKiller
Two things I am currently curious about: 1. What the National Enquirer's David Pecker has on Donald Trump that is causing Trump not to lash out at Pecker for helping make the prosecution's case. 2. What Kristi Noem's book editor told her to remove because it made her look bad.
When I was young, I snuck out of the house to go to parties. Now that I’m older, I sneak out of parties to go home.
'A national disgrace': Ex-DOJ prosecutor goes off on the Supreme Court's immunity hearing rawstory.com/supreme-court-…
Corporations say they were forced to raise prices. But their profits have skyrocketed since 2020. They hit a record high in Q4 2023. News flash: They used inflation as cover to get rich.
“President Trump sells sneakers and bibles. I sell Dalmatian coats because my Texas teeth don’t pay for themselves.” - Cruella de Noem
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@KristiNoem I like that you updated your profile!!
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803K Followers 0 Following Discover whole world | Don't own content post | For credit or removal DM please.“Not only is Ted Cruz's podcasting habit weird—and I think a little insulting to the 30 million Texans he represents presumably full time—it also appears to be a serious ethical and campaign finance scandal in the making,” says @chrislhayes.
He’s a journalist who is allowed to monetize his reporting. You’re a U.S. Senator hosting your own super PAC’s podcast to funnel money into your reelection efforts. Paid by a media company who lobbies your office.
Really funny—@chrislhayes interrupts his recitation of bogus Dem talking points attacking my podcast to…push his own podcast! I’ve got a suggestion: listen to his pod (he needs the listeners 🤷🏻♂️) and mine side-by-side, and decide for yourself! verdictpodcast.com
Holy sh*t. This needs to be a much bigger story.
BREAKING: In efforts to prevent President Biden from getting a political win, Republicans are cutting funding to President Biden’s Cancer Moonshot program to end cancer. Republicans are fully exposing their awfulness today.
This is actor Danny Trejo. Danny spent most of the 1960's in some of the toughest prisons in America including San Quentin. Unlike South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem who brags about killing her young dog, Danny has dedicated much of his life caring for and saving dogs.
Machete loves puppies! Happy #NationalPuppyDay!
.@KBeds on Kristi Noem shooting her family dog: "If you're on day four of explaining your puppy murder, you're not winning."
And today, Desantis kissed the ring. What a loser.
Desantis: “With Trump, if you don’t kiss the ring, you could be the best Governor ever and he will trash you. You could be a terrible, corrupt politician, but if you kiss his ring then he will praise you.”
Trump doesn’t have court today. Why isn’t he campaigning you ask? Cuz he’s broke, full of shit and tired.
Cricket has learned her lesson by Susan Collins
He’s lazy.
Trump has had 4 of the last 6 days off from court. Not one campaign event on any of the 4 days. Now he is getting on his plane to fly to Trump Tower so he can cry in the courthouse tomorrow that the judge isn’t letting him campaign. Don’t see Melania here either.
My boot.
Y'all forgot Corey Lewandowski