eliese @ms_uwueding

i am just kim kardashian's earring sinking down to the bottom of the ocean of life Joined October 2019

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eliese @ms_uwueding

3 months ago

hickman more like hick the man amirite

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eliese @ms_uwueding

3 months ago

me when the long island is STRONGGFFF happy 4th of july babey america go crazy

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eliese @ms_uwueding

3 months ago

thinking about how if i had literally any self love i would not be the way i am 💔🥀

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eliese @ms_uwueding

3 months ago

watching people ask AI what to do or what something means under every post on this app is going to make me go off the grid. use the brain in your skull.

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eliese @ms_uwueding

4 months ago

gideon from criminal minds looks like a hamster i will not be elaborating

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eliese @ms_uwueding

4 months ago

these two are the same in my opinion

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eliese @ms_uwueding

4 months ago

so crazy to think that i thought i would just be a single gal forever and be like a vodka aunt with a long string of lovers and mysterious vibes and now im getting married at the ripe age of 21

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eliese @ms_uwueding

4 months ago

she rocks on my red til i amphitheater

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eliese @ms_uwueding

4 months ago

i am now a 9-5 girly. I love working 9-5. My dream is to work a 9-5 for the rest of my life and climb the corporate ladder.

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eliese @ms_uwueding

7 months ago

like sorry you had your small army entirely plow the campus over 12 hours but unfortunately the rest of omaha is not so lucky!

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all imma say is that all the professors have online versions of the course curriculum so having a remote day when it feels like -23 and the roads are barely plowed isn’t the worst thing in the world to do 🤷🏼‍♀️ especially when the overwhelming majority of your students are commuters

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eliese @ms_uwueding

7 months ago

absolutely only two types of people. people who understand others will make noise in AN APARTMENT and will not fuss over people walking or playing music and people who are IQ of 2 thinking they are the only people who are alive and everyone must bend to their (wrong) rules!!

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eliese @ms_uwueding

7 months ago

see how i don’t bang my broom on the ceiling because i can hear the people above me LIVING THEIR LIFE. i know this is a wild concept but they deserve to live without the fear of being idk! kicked out!! because some psycho lives below them!!