María Cristina Lalonde @muchosjalapenos
Lover. Fighter. Freelance writer. mariacristinalalonde.com Austin, TX Joined November 2009-
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Thanks to @muchosjalapenos for interviewing me for this @GetMeGiddy article about Roman sex and sexuality -- and producing an impressively concise and entertainingly informative piece from my over-excited ramblings! getmegiddy.com/ancient-roman-…
@muchosjalapenos dove into the benefits of sex surrogacy for folks living with a disability for @GetMeGiddy "...earlobes or hands or knees or hips—these areas that often get overlooked can become new erogenous zones." @mojomediator getmegiddy.com/disability-and…
March is disability awareness month so at @GetMeGiddy, I spearheaded a series centered on sex. Our first installment by @muchosjalapenos looks at the history of disability activism. getmegiddy.com/disability-and…
The case for initiating sex—even if you're shy. getmegiddy.com/initiate-sex-a…
Beyond potential stick-it-to-your-parents appeal, what is so gosh darn seductive about the bad boy? getmegiddy.com/what-makes-bad…
Update: Day 3 of testing-positive-for-omicron quarantine - Can't remember how to pronounce the word "gesture" (is it a hard or soft "g"?), what a hand massage feels like or what love is.
If women are only afforded a sexual "freedom" that expects us to have lots of sex with lots of people, or else be judged as unfree, we are not really free.
"There was this cop—this is a real story!—and she was at my comedy show," he said. "She was like, 'I know it's big. Let me see!' bit.ly/3H47ryZ
People: How'd you decide to have pubic hair?! Me: It wasn't a decision. It grew there. It didn't harm me. So it didn't occur to me to do anything to it 🤷♀️ Thanks @muchosjalapenos for letting me rant about this for this @GetMeGiddy article: getmegiddy.com/history-pubic-…
Could the woolly vulva, driven to near extinction in the '90s, be making a triumphant comeback? getmegiddy.com/history-pubic-…
"Driving to my first, #firstdate as a newly #sober person, I was nervous—and understandably so. For one thing, I was going in stripped of the time-honored antidote to a lame first date." bygiddy.com/dating-scene-s…
Navigating the Dating Scene When You Stop Drinking: getmegiddy.com/navigating-dat… How to date after being stripped of the time-honored antidote to a lame first date (get drunk enough to make it not lame).
heartwrenching tales of pandemic-era romance that remind us the course of true love never did run smooth, the hero's journey is never an easy one, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and to always bring a sweater. bit.ly/3xHIc27
DYK: #humans were making pornographic depictions of themselves possibly as early as 40,000 BCE? bygiddy.com/comprehensive-…
Casual #sex isn’t for everyone, but #women are disproportionately left unsatsified sexually, mentally and emotionally: bygiddy.com/hookup-culture
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