Consume Prilosec @mymouthdreams
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“For Cricket”
“For Cricket” https://t.co/OkmGyw0cnN
For everyone cheering on the crackdowns at the university protests, don't forget the ketchup.
Anytime the GOP asks "Were you better off four years ago than you are today?" remember that four years ago, President Trump suggested injecting bleach into our bodies.
Anytime the GOP asks "Were you better off four years ago than you are today?" remember that four years ago, President Trump suggested injecting bleach into our bodies.
NHL announcer: We're in the great city of Boston. @thewheatgerm:
Glossing over that incredibly stupid analogy, Trump isn't on trial for paying off Stormy Daniels. He's on trial for using campaign funds to do so and then hiding it. (Hint: That is illegal.)
Glossing over that incredibly stupid analogy, Trump isn't on trial for paying off Stormy Daniels. He's on trial for using campaign funds to do so and then hiding it. (Hint: That is illegal.)
Girlfriend’s Eyes Peeking Up Over Torso During Blow Job Like Gator In Bayou bit.ly/49PbcXg
One of the greatest tweets ever
One of the greatest tweets ever https://t.co/8gZlY5VVnY
I'm sure that this tweet and "JK Rowling is a Holocaust Denier" trending is just a coincidence.
I'm sure that this tweet and "JK Rowling is a Holocaust Denier" trending is just a coincidence. https://t.co/rUj70llFO3
JK Rowling really went from beloved children’s book author to massive transphobe and Holocaust denier, it’s 100% true lol
JK Rowling really went from beloved children’s book author to massive transphobe and Holocaust denier, it’s 100% true lol https://t.co/L1OoySbF1e
JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier is a plain fact and now Jo is using her money to silence people. Good thing I live in the good ol' USA where she can't touch me.
JK Rowling is a Holocaust denier is a plain fact and now Jo is using her money to silence people. Good thing I live in the good ol' USA where she can't touch me.
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@RightWingCope This is Biden's America, they'll send hardworking people to jail simply for the crime of committing a crime.
I need to report a murder.
I need to report a murder.
I think about this tweet at least once a week
I think about this tweet at least once a week
This might be my single favorite Far Side just because it illustrates how Larson could tell a full story without an ounce of fat on it
Welcome to Twitter. Here is your copy of the Communist Manifesto and a season pass to Monday Night RAW for some reason
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It's always hilarious to be how these anti-choice pro-birthers are so quick to name call like a school yard bully.
Mises Caucus: "It's everyone else's fault the party is burning down! They won't support us!" Also the Mises Caucus: "We need to get rid of everyone else, they are holding us back!"
Hope this helps, dumbass. thenation.com/article/societ…
How can you be sure they are Feds? Because the legacy news media is not spending any effort to unmask or destroy their lives. The corporate media was told to ignore this by their handlers at the FBI. If Patriot Front were a real organic group, the reaction would be completely…
@JOhnnyboy12x12 @CigarBargains4U @BigFish3000 @mymouthdreams @GovWhitmer A little presumptuous, don't you think? Are you sure you know better than a jury that sat through the whole trial? No amount of evidence is ever enough for yall. I'm guessing you think all 88 of his felony indictments (brought by grand juries) are made up, as well?
@Mormon4America Kristi Noem wrote about killing her puppy because she thought it would make her MORE RELATABLE to MAGA voters like you. The cruelty IS the point of the story. She wants you to be proud of how cruel she is. Clearly it worked. #KristiNoemIsAMonster #PuppyKiller
@Al_Czervik1 @Kimberly_Ham5 @BigFish3000 @mymouthdreams @GovWhitmer Women are now being forced to have wait until they are dying. You guys messed up on this.
@Al_Czervik1 @Kimberly_Ham5 @BigFish3000 @mymouthdreams @GovWhitmer Oh, except they do want that.
@Al_Czervik1 @Kimberly_Ham5 @BigFish3000 @mymouthdreams @GovWhitmer These stories are everywhere, and they’re only going to continue because of the falsehoods that people like you tell. Good job at being loud and wrong. cnn.com/2023/05/02/hea…
@iluminatibot Men who don’t talk about sports are stone cold losers who finance their waterbeds and likely own no DVDs
“For Cricket”
This is Kristi Noem’s puppy Cricket that she killed. Imagine throwing this beautiful boy into a gravel pit and shooting it. Don’t defend this. She shouldn’t be welcome in the GOP going forward.
@KristiNoem Your puppy never stood a chance, ghoul.
@KristiNoem when i say i got that dog in me, i mean Kristi Noem wants to kill me
@KristiNoem That’s quite a word salad just to say you’re a terrible human being
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