sterling @mysmithereens
King of the Sadie Hawkins Dance, 1998 Joined February 2011-
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#FatherInLaw carries two bifold wallets: one for cards, one for cash.
Tuesday, February 6th, apropos of nothing. #FatherInLaw: "You know I was watching Tom Brady's first game [on TV.]" Same story as last month. I still don't know what to do with this information.
Friday, January 12th, apropos of nothing. #FatherInLaw: "You know I was watching Tom Brady's first game [on TV.]" I don't know what to do with this information.
#FatherInLaw "You know I didn't know what Jews were when I was a kid. I heard people talk about them. But you know, you watch #SexAndTheCity and you figure some things out."
#FatherInLaw is voting for #BidenHarris2020...WITH the #UncleJeff underwear mask on.
Wife points at the blood running down #FatherInLaw's arm. "You're bleeding." He says, "oh shit!" and goes to wipe it with a napkin. FIL: "Oh, this is old blood." Apparently it's been there for hours.
#FatherInLaw stops looking at his phone and, out of the blue, turns to my wife and says, "you know my paternal great grandfather had a club foot."
#FatherInLaw began posting self portraits on Facebook when he went into quarantine. He sits on his couch, next to his parachute rig, gets one of his cats in the shot, does not smile, & does not clean the room first. Today he wore a skydiving tee & what appear to be boxer briefs.
#FatherInLaw is a lawyer and had to go to to virtual court. He didn't realize he was still shirtless until the meeting opened up and he saw himself in the webcam reflection. Now imagine if you were the judge...
#FatherInLaw is a liberal, but my wife & I have discussed how much he speaks like Trump. Not his voice or opinions, but the way he emphasizes words and maneuvers thru a conversation. Check out this clip (18:19-18:40) from @TheDailyShow for a good example castbox.fm/vb/220038799?_…
#FatherInLaw now explaining in painstaking detail how he uses Google Translate to communicate with the woman in Mexico; as though we don't have phones or know what Google is.
#FatherInLaw's t-shirt tonight says, "If you can't afford the lawyer you love, then love the lawyer you can afford."...and I think he means that in the most literal ways.
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i think this is a bad idea!
A university system regent has sought input from the victims’ families about restoring the tradition, which was suspended after the 1999 tragedy. texastribune.org/2024/04/09/tex…
@ChrisBRealty It wasn’t a bad take though. It was a ECLIPSE. And it didn’t cause near the financial impact they promised us when they first announced it. Dallas will not get it again.
That moment when the best DB of all time, @DeionSanders, thought he had an interception but I broke in front of him and got the Pick 6! Yeah he wasn’t happy and neither was my former teammate, Brett Favre. #memories
I played for 3 teams. Only 1 invites me to things and still supports my family. And that would be the #DallasCowboys. 🤷🏽♂️
@Teaguefootball @Teaguestake Hey George why no Packer love in your bio?
My man @DanielGafford almost grabbed the top of the backboard yesterday in warmups... Yall have no idea how happy I am to have him on this squad. I dont think words can even express it. Missin @DereckLively but glad he is getting rest before this post season RUN. LFG #Mavs
Once all the boomers are retired you wanna switch to a 32 hour 4 day work week or nah?
Just brilliant, beautiful Divorced Dad vibes. Hungover as shit from last night’s dinner of Dewar’s and the 2013 National Championship on DVD. Forgot he had the Planet Fitness ‘ship. Whipped into Jack in the Box for breakfast on the way.
Former Texas A&M head coach Jimbo Fisher was recently spotted at a planet fitness. He just received a contract buyout and has been paid more than 45 million dollars since December.
ANTHONY EDWARDS DUNK OF THE YEAR 🔥🔥
This is the best dunk I have ever seen in person. But both players hurt. Looks like Anthony Edwards bent finger (dislocated?) on Collins cheek.
On my birthday… of all days… hardest secret I’ve ever kept! WOW!
George will play the FIRST EVER concert at Kyle Field on June 15. Joining him are fellow Texans, @ParkerMcCollum & @catieofferman. This will be the one & only show in Texas this year. Tickets on sale Thursday, Mar 28 at 10AM CT. Sign up for early access: bit.ly/43oD7Mb
Which fictional character stormed the Capitol on January 6?
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This is the best squad the Mavs have had ever imo but for sure in the last 12 years. Don’t get swayed by short term results. Just need to plug a couple leaks and this boat will be ready for smooth sailing. #mffl
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