Nadja Quotes Bot 🐐 @nadjabot
Quotes by Nadja of Antipaxos from What We Do in the Shadows. Updates every hour(ish). #WWDITS Staten Island, NY Joined January 2022-
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You are just a lovely guy that I took very strong sex with a couple hundred thousand times and then my husband cut your head off. Move on!
It has been quite a summer! We finally got a new familiar. But he had an accident and died.
Hello everybody! I am Nadja and this is Laszlo, and we are Nadja and Laszlo, the human music group.
He’s not a wildcard. He’s the card you get on the top of the deck that has the instructions on it, so you throw it away.
Stop being so dramatic you stupid bitch! I love you so much!
I don’t even know what a website is. I thought it had something to do with spiders.
I got “Nadia!” Which is my name but with a less exciting J. Completely free!
Oh well, your majesty, please, may I take some tea with you and ask you to slow it down?!
You’re not storming away from me! I’m storming away from you, but in a different direction!
I could sense he was getting more and more sad recently. I could smell it on him; it comes from the groin.
You were very beautiful for a very brief moment.
anthony bulge @LUVSHOUND
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nadja was so real for this impression
I am just a stupid human man. Oh, ouch, ouch, my balls. I’d love to drink beer.
Me in the mirror
Have you got a little secret, you little sick fuck?
Me while taking the selfie before looking at the selfie
NEW: During a call with senators & House members this morning, Ukrainian President Zelenskyy made an emotional plea for a no-fly zone, saying it’s the only option given that Putin is not willing to come to the table for peace talks. Over 300 attendees on the call, per sources
WASHINGTON (AP) Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy made a “desperate plea” to U.S. senators on Saturday to send more planes to help the country fight the Russian invasion.
Ukraine's Ambassador to Israel on the prospect of Israeli mediation: “Our president believes that Israel is the only democratic state that has good relations with both Russia and Ukraine, and can be used to help”
@BlissfulChelle @nadjabot Life is funner with a little drama
@YorkiePug @nadjabot Ha, me on the daily! At least we're in good company.
Me at me:
Stop being so dramatic you stupid bitch! I love you so much!
—Cato the Elder, at one point probably
It’s what men deserve
Go upstairs, put your head deep inside the toilet bowl, and flush it seven times.
Atta girl
Do you remember that first time we made love? It was so passionate, I accidentally cut off your head.