Natedog212 @nate_schmidt14
Joined August 2013-
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@PurpleFootballs @IHphoto Robbing a store, walking in the middle of the street, assaulting a police officer. How is any of this innocent?
VIDEO: Steph Curry (40 pts) went into God mode, using nasty moves to get open for his 8 threes ble.ac/1FqcdQn
Condom slogan: "Don't let your affection give her an infection, put some protection on that erection!"
Kids nextdoor challenged me to a water balloon fight... I'm just updating my status while I wait for mine to come out of the freezer..
A snail that meows, a squirrel in an astronaut suit, a crab with a whale as a daughter, The creators of SPONGEBOB were obviously high.
The Hunger Games has 3 books: 23 people die each year in the games... There is 12 districts.. The movie came out 3-23-12.. MIND=BLOWN
Most kids - I like to drink and smoke weed. Me - When its cold out I like to breathe heavily and pretend I am a dragon.
FACT: Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute... Wanna work out?
I wish Google maps had an "Avoid ghetto" route option.
A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I gave him a glass of water.
We stay up late every night. Regret it every morning. Then do it again.
That awkward moment when your sarcasm is so advanced that people actually think you're stupid.
Did you know if you say "beer can" with a British accent, you have also just said "bacon" with a Jamaican accent?
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*Waking up to a beautiful morning* Blue jays: *tweep tweep* Cardinals: *Chirp Chirp* Crows: *CAAAAA! CA MOTHAFUCKIN' CAAAAAAA!*
How school works: 2+2=4. Homework: 2+4+2=8. Exam: John had 4 apples, He eats one and gives one to a friend, Calculate the Suns mass.
U gotta live!!!!! #butdatbackflipdo #itsthesoupoftheday
2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Retweet if you like pancakes.
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Collen Frost @icecoldfrost
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Matt Kuppinger @kupping
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Shell Cook @shellcook95
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@Jpkurten31 @jameskurten
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Brad @bschmitty14
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Shell Cook @shellcook95
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Brad @bschmitty14
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