New Teach @newbteach
the inner monologue of a 7th grade teacher new to the profession all accurate all the time every middle school everywhere Joined September 2014-
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I loved Harry Potter before I became a teacher. Now I'm scared every time a student gives me a jelly bean.#beenburned #newteacher #iatevomit
Note to all #newteachers: if a student asks if you put lotion on at night, #justsayno #teachers #teacherprobs #inappropriate
"It's work time, not twerk time!" -#newteacher #coined #seriouslyquittwerkinginclass
Me: why were you late? Student: some kids tryin' to jump me Me: don't forget to bob and weave #teacherproblems #AintNobodyGotTimeForThat
When you grade the first exam and the class average is a 48. What have we been doing for the past 6 weeks? #newteacher #teacherproblems
set up a website and put my picture on it. Overheard from a student "OMG she looks like she's in the walking dead!" #teacher #newteacher
Student: Bible says we're equals, so I don't have to listen to you. Newb: faantastic I'm just going to punch you in the eye now 👍 #teacher
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