Nibbler Poop @nibblerpoop
Nibbler Poop uses patent-pending PoopKitty™ technology to accurately track the quantity and frequency of cat defecation. See web site for build instructions. scottcutler.net/catpoop/catpoo… Joined May 2014-
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One day, Nibbler Poop may return with a future feline friend. But for now the litterbox is empty.
On May 28, 2021, a vet from Lap of Love stopped by my house and gave Nibbler a comfortable end. Too soon for me but the right time for her. Goodbye, my fluffy companion.
In November of 2020, Nibbler was diagnosed with hyperthyroidism and chronic kidney disease. At first, the conditions were manageable, and Nibbler had many good days, with only a few bad ones. But over the course of months, the conditions took their toll, and new ones cropped up.
Nibbler knew she was a good-looking cat and somehow knew how to pose. Her favorite position was a cross-legged Sphinx.
At various times, I've found her in places that I still can't figure out how she got to. Once, inside a laundry basket on the top shelf of my closet. Another time, in the attic (despite the entrance being a hole in the ceiling and there being no nearby jumping point).
Nibbler was a troublemaker. Once after wondering where a few items went, I found her hiding something under the couch--only to discover a pair of calipers, a few SD cards, some cable ties, and a tube of thermal paste. After that she kept to smaller items like pens and coins.
When I brought her to my parents to visit, she first showed their dogs who is boss, and who has to walk around who. But after the initial negotiation they were on friendly terms and would happily snooze in the same room. Nibbler even allowed a little butt-sniffing.
Nibbler was a solitary kitty but she made friends along the way. Patrick the tuxedo cat was her friend at the vet.
Nibbler was not quite a lap kitty but she was a constant companion. She watched TV with me, watched video games, investigated my electronics projects, and really everything else. When she wanted something she'd stand in front of my monitor and wait.
My grandparents were not up to caring for a cat full-time, but I had just moved into my own condo and always loved cats. So they gave the new kitten to me, and I named her Nibbler because she liked to chew on fingers as a sign of affection (and because I liked Futurama).
A Brief History of Nibbler: Nibbler showed up to my grandparent's house in the summer of 2005. She was a tiny, adorable kitten and wore a collar that said "WWJD". My grandparents fed her, and one day she simply walked inside.
Cat facts: Based on the past day, if Nibbler lives to be 20 years old she'll have spent about 0 days on the litterbox over her lifetime.
Alright, poop time. Nibbler tried but no poop came out 😾. She weighs a svelte 2.85 kg. Nibbler was on the box for only 22 seconds.
Nibbler facts: The weight of Nibbler's daily poop output in pennies is worth $0.01.
Poop dreams. But there was no poop forthcoming 😾. Nibbler's weight is 2.79 kg. She spent only 16 seconds on the box.
Poopfact: Studies show that in the last 24 hours, Nibbler pooped -0.3% of her own body weight.
Poop time 💩⏰. Nibbler tried but no poop came out 😾. She weighs a slim 2.72 kg. Nibbler spent 89 seconds on the box.
Uncommon knowledge: A Falcon 9 rocket 🚀 weighs 183,000 times as much as Nibbler.
Lunch has been processed. Just a phantom poop, though. Nibbler currently weighs 2.75 kg. She spent 18 seconds pooping.
💩 Incoming poop! 22 grams of poop were delivered by Nibbler 😺. Her weight is 2.75 kg. Nibbler was out of there in 15 seconds.

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