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The funniest, most relatable part of "Frankenstein" is that after Victor creates the monster he spends the next couple chapters going "Hmmmm, mmmmmaybe this will all fix itself if I ignore it"
May we all live a life as utterly wild as Werner Herzog’s and provide such beautiful answers to banal questions.
In which Werner Herzog gives the an incredible answer when asked how many languages he speaks
@JustinMcElroy how sallow is your skin right now?
a wealthy ruler who throws a big party in his huge mansion during an epidemic for his asymptomatic friends while the peasants die and then the virus shows up and tears through his fancy guests is beat for beat the plot of Edgar Allan Poe’s “Masque of the Red Death”
In which Werner Herzog gives the an incredible answer when asked how many languages he speaks
@buddy82477936 i think this means that you keep the seat until you move your meat. double check the constitution tho not sure
has anyone called dibs on the open supreme court seat? just a thought, doesn't hurt to try
@buddy82477936 a Syck Trendy hairDo? you better believe it
@buddy82477936 it should probably self-quarantine then
@buddy82477936 with imagination, anything is possible!
@AnanyaSahni yessss sensory experience is a scam!
i was really pissed when i first learned how to read because i couldn't NOT read every word i saw anymore. imo it's still absolute bullshit that i don't get a choice on whether i can make sense of these squiggly lines. i want a break
@dom11714188 i like that interpretation even more! what scandalous events have befallen mr bastille's household to make him talk about his dog like this?
songs like Happier and Before You Go.... are just confessing that they have absolutely no idea how to talk to their girlfriend about mental health
first of all, they're not called "ass hands," they're legs. secondly, I washed my "gross ass hands" in the shower just before i got here, so I'm not sure what you're even talking about
who wants to read through No Exit over zoom with me. It's what sartre would've wanted
@dillonsaur the real water was the friends they made along the way
After 4 months of social distancing I feel like Jack in The Shining could have kept it together a little better. He had THREE people to talk to and a HUGE HOUSE with LOTS OF GHOST FRIENDS.
it only took two days and a phone call, apparently
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