Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

Joined January 2016

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

2 years ago

Big Macs hit different after an ass whooping. don't take that away from anyone. play the game. also, shoutout my boi Ron and my dawg Phillip. hope you Kings livin'

Paul Nasr @paul_nasr1

2 years ago

Big Macs hit different after an ass whooping. don't take that away from anyone. play the game. also, shoutout my boi Ron and my dawg Phillip. hope you Kings livin'

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

pretty weird dentists wear rubber gloves so they don't leave finger prints behind...what they tryna cover up? 🤨

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

u ever so tired u start imaginary interviewing yourself on Joe Rogan

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

wanted to make a good first impression so spit in my hand like a kid in an 80's movie and held it out for a shake

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

I'm always like, "the junk food eating ends today!" then I eat healthy for 1.75 days and b like, ight where's the mf chips.

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

fellas can we stop the discrete mid convo chap stick apply like just kiss me bro

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we gotta change currency from USD to Frito Flavor Twists. had kids on Frito salary in elementary school. for a few BBQ cork screws they'd carry my lunch box and not kick me in the balls at recess. trust me it'll turn things around.

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

A new soccer newsletter, Soccer Sandwich 🥪. The bread, the meat and the sauce - guaranteed to satisfy your soccer cravings ⚽️🍔🍟. Stories are short, fun and posted every Monday. Check it out if interested! Link: soccersandwich.beehiiv.com/subscribe

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

I b having rap concerts in the shower staring down enemies that bought tickets to my show

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

pple b like, "omg never leaving this paradise😩" uhh yea u are. ur car in short term parking. u bouta lose ur Camry for Gulf Shores? ur dog in a kennel. ur a pet abandoner now? Liz from accounting relying on ur quarter 3 report. u want Liz fired? flights in 2 hrs dawg get movin

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

if McDonald's added $2 Bud Lights to its value menu, pretty sure the world would change

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

clicking on YouTube videos of full movies or sports broadcasts but it's just a 3 hour dubstep video saying "click the link in the bio" is a trap I'll never not fall into.

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

don’t usually say go blue when I see strangers in umich gear. some fella wearing a block M when I was exiting my stall at airport bathroom. handed it off to him like a gent, struck some awky eye contact and built up the courage to say it...he responded with silence. never again.

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Nick Moen @nicholas_moen2

3 years ago

2023 fitness goals? stfu 2023 Phineas goals? 100% 1.) dye hair blood orange 2.) turn head into equilateral triangle 3.) find a really shy guy & start calling him Ferb until he succumbs to the fact ur not stopping.