@nocontextcfb I wish I could get a job with similarly low expectations. "show up, don't drool on yourself, occasionally move your hands in a business-like manner, sit in an office-provided chair. If you stay at work all 8 hours you get an incentive bonus."
@nocontextcfb The funniest outcome here is that the offense is notably improved but they finish with fewer than seven wins because the defense steps back
@nocontextcfb That seems like the bare minimum requirements for their program
@nocontextcfb So I take it they will not include defensive scores into 25 PPG average?
@nocontextcfb 25 points per game from a Brian Ferentz offense? Quite the lofty expectations