Embrie @nodirection
Realtime Captioner Seattle, WA Joined July 2007-
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In my experience, adulthood is mostly piling stuff up on surfaces and then eventually having to clean off those surfaces
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My partner sent me this post and it really really helped me reframe how I think about how I live my life as a person with chronic/mental illness There are no rules. Run the dishwasher twice.
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same
Now is not the time to relax. Now is the time to be more vigilant than ever. Masking works, but you have to do it, even with friends and family.
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Everyone: the racist, sexist, violent system has failed us Tech bros: idk, it works on my machine
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fuck i thought that was me for a moment x
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Majestic mattress flight at Denver’s 'open air bed' cinema gone wrong. Quite a sight.
"We are living in an eternal now, and when we listen to music we are not listening to the past, we are not listening to the future, we are listening to an expanded present.” - Alan Watts
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Still?
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The evolution of the English alphabet, by @usefulcharts (source: usefulcharts.com)
#Zircon 's Robotastic Dub-o-Matic Genetic Lab is as awesome as it sounds. And the entire Return All Robots soundtrack is worth checking out.
Microwaving string cheese until it's slightly melty is the greatest thing I've ever discovered. / El calentar las tiras de queso en el mi...
Why does it have to be so hard to get the back off a watch? / ¿Por qué tiene que ser tan difícil el quitar el parte de atrás de un reloj?
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