bloop @notalexith
super secret account Joined August 2021-
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this man is 6’1 and buff talking abt hair pulling… im scared 😭
this is some of y’all i just know..
can’t believe my sneaky link is on Grindr just bc im in dallas.. SICK
dani during hs
Oversharing??? you mean giving you unfettered access to the vastness of my lore
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Isaac @IsaacQuinonez5
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daniela @sleepeeyez
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daniela @dnaelia
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p @mochimonst3rs
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Isaac @IsaacQuinonez5
149 Followers 150 Following
daniela @sleepeeyez
78 Followers 77 Following ♌︎ • 5’8 • can’t apologize for always making it about me
daniela @dnaelia
245 Followers 191 Following
it's ok to feed your car a curb as a little treat
update:
accidentally stared at this really handsome guy for a minute too long while having dinner with clients and as he was leaving he slipped me this card
guys I'm losing my mind i was talking to my sister about what we should do for my dad's birthday (who passed away last year) and i said jokingly "hey wouldn't it be funny if every year we just +
My parents had to put their dog down two years ago and it’s been really hard on them. Unfortunately my stepdad, Rick, has found the worst way to cope: feeding a one-year old raccoon and letting him live on their porch. His name is Little Rick aka Rickoon. And by “feeding” him,
we had 24 hr walmarts & $1 mcchickens. we had it all.
This is gayer than having sex with a man
It’s so cold I’m doing the ariana grande
Someone asked to share my table at a coffee shop and then asked me to leave the table because they have a meeting??? Am I in an episode of Seinfeld??
good lord. I know she was in that labor room HOLLERIN
Paris Hilton’s baby for sure has telekinesis
i feel like we in her business a bit omg
This is how a joey grows up inside a kangaroo's pouch 🦘
missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, outside, in the train, on a plane, on the bed, on the couch, bent over the kitchen counter, by the fireplace, against the wall, in the shower, on the floor, in the basement, against the window, we're not stopping.
The biggest mistake a man can make that will ruin his whole life is getting married to a woman who settled for you because she couldn’t get who she wanted.
Jada Pinkett Smith calls Tupac Shakur her “Soulmate”
Jada Pinket was never inlove with Will Smith since day 1 💀
Happy birthday tbh you cute, you can dress rate 10/10
When I worked in a Starbucks drive-thru, the best-case customer scenario was when someone was reasonably friendly and left a tip. The worst-case scenario was basically this
Always put on a show, but we far from regular
a mother found her lost kitten and slapped her and took her home. 😂
Off the shrooms I woulda lost it.
An alpaca walks into a restaurant in Hangzhou. No idea why...
haruta stronger than me cause i would’ve unzipped nanami’s pants and showed shibuya a real incident
THE HAIR PULLING???? OH MAPPA WANTS NANAMI BAD
we might have to have a painful conversation about lil uzi soon
Lil Uzi Vert posted a new snippet to instagram 🦇😲
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