notbeefmon @notbeefmon
I do things Joined February 2010-
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First person I thought of when reading this.
First person I thought of when reading this.
Put me in coach!!
damn, time. youtu.be/uKXiVWCBL6Y?si…
Big shout out to @Chewy. My wife passed away a few months back. I had to call Chewy to cancel her account and stop the auto ships. Told them about her passing and they fixed me up. A few days later, I got some flowers and a note from them. Unexpected but was well appreciated.
I absolutely laughed myself to tears. Holy shit, this dude is funny. 😂
Rage on Behalf of the Machine.
Rage on Behalf of the Machine.
When you forget to read the room when you walk in the door.
When you forget to read the room when you walk in the door.
So, since there were more than 3 people involved, you would classify this as a gangbang, correct? I remind you are under oath.
So, since there were more than 3 people involved, you would classify this as a gangbang, correct? I remind you are under oath.
I look at this and all I see is a future spaghetti farmer. #bellísima youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wk…
I look at this and all I see is a future spaghetti farmer. #bellísima youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wk…
This will get the numerology folks in a bind. 😉
This will get the numerology folks in a bind. 😉 https://t.co/o4xMlHHOSq
Great Thread!!
Great Thread!!
I think at this point in the game it would be OK to just beat the crap out of these people as their hand is glued to a picture/wall.
I think at this point in the game it would be OK to just beat the crap out of these people as their hand is glued to a picture/wall.
They going to hear your bad ass coming with them pipes, playa.
They going to hear your bad ass coming with them pipes, playa.
This looks more dangerous than the ducks on False River. Can we get this one pulled off Twitter too? 😂😂😂
This looks more dangerous than the ducks on False River. Can we get this one pulled off Twitter too? 😂😂😂
This wins the most uninformed comment on Twitter for the day and it is early.
This poor guy and his soft hands has never had a camp-out tailgate experience.
This poor guy and his soft hands has never had a camp-out tailgate experience.
If this is true some country is about to get bombed in the name of freedom.
If this is true some country is about to get bombed in the name of freedom.
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I have this on 8-track.
Ngga said
If I see a single woman with kids give me eye contact I smile at her then I look down at her kids and frown so she get the point
Scotty Doesn’t Know
What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world
@notbeefmon @TheShow7488 He should really get all the gunk off those windows.
@notbeefmon @TheShow7488 😝🤣 probably the Fetzer valve
That time Johnny Cash was like “No, not only is my career not over yet, I’m about to elevate the badassery to unprecedented levels.”
Remembering on his birthday blues legend Muddy Waters💙 🎶'👑🐝'
@notbeefmon In time only moves one way it's just so sad sometimes
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