Eily @noteily

interminable dross toronto, but at what cost Joined May 2009

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Eily @noteily

2 days ago

Sometimes i like to think of all condo developers as suffering immensely and without end. They, of course, aren’t but these thoughts are dear to me

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tabitha arnold @thetolerantweft

4 days ago

(listening to NPR in 2025) …and that’s how puppies ate my birthday cake! this has been the moth radio hour :) now, for an update on the equal violence from both sides in the Israel-Hamas War, we have peace expert Shlomo Mengele,

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Eily @noteily

2 weeks ago

One of the last people to be from new york <3

Ved @babyloniaan

2 weeks ago

One of the last people to be from new york <3

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Eily @noteily

3 weeks ago

When the hopp u-turns once I’m in its sights, almost gets in an accident, and then cancels the ride it’s like…. is it what im wearing? I’m gonna be late to my work dinner

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Eily @noteily

3 weeks ago

Cool stats: the woman who does my nails has a 14 song playlist. I hear it about 2.5x through every appointment (90 minutes). 36% of the songs are by the weeknd, and 100% are karaoke covers. Of 5 weeknd songs, 2 are played twice, and one selena gomez song is also repeated.

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nolan @anxiousdeluxe

3 weeks ago

everything in New York lately is like “I’m so excited to announce the launch of my atelier, Studio Soijerie, a curated selection of objets, in collaboration with L’House. we’re having our launch party at Chez Oui Non with spirits courtesy of Haha Champagne.”

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Eily @noteily

3 weeks ago

What are the carbon implications of setting off thousands of pounds of explosives because the take me to church guy came to town? Rogers stadium is money laundering in the “fireworks budget”

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debo @killmefam

2 months ago

Squidward acts like he hates spongebob but deep down he really cares about him and loves him

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Zachary Donnini @ZacharyDonnini

2 months ago

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Grace @gracecamille_

2 months ago

posting on instagram is so vulnerable. Like here’s my fucking life

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Eily @noteily

3 months ago

Sun burned in clean pyjamas with a day old cup of wine and long since melted ice

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Eily @noteily

3 months ago

My entire life is contained in a series of tote bags

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Tech Bro Memes @techbromemes

3 months ago

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Eily @noteily

3 months ago

I think it’s cowardly they only sell the oxtail chopped up. I want a whole tail so i can play with it before it goes in with the butter beans

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Eily @noteily

4 months ago

Current fave breakfast is rotisserie chicken caesar salad extra fish

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Eily @noteily

4 months ago

Love how their dynamic shes always pressed he’s always listening

ana @pelicinema

4 months ago

Love how their dynamic shes always pressed he’s always listening

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Pentagon Pizza Report @PenPizzaReport

4 months ago

Freddie's Beach Bar, ths closest gay bar to the Pentagon, has abnormally low traffic for a Thursday night. Potentially indicating a busy night at the Pentagon. As of about 10:00pm ET.