Dean “Pooner” Simon JD CLU @nuttermcdick

I have more ex-wives than Nick Saban does titles. Current alcoholic and executive benefits expert. LSU 82 Baton Rouge, LA Joined March 2025

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Dean “Pooner” Simon JD CLU @nuttermcdick

16 hours ago

This would be a goated Halloween costume

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a week ago

Who has the tea app and could help me out real quick?

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3 weeks ago

Troy Aikman to Joe Buck: “Yk Ben Johnson has really changed Caleb Williams game but Caleb Williams is still a fag and that’s going to be a mighty task for Ben Johnson”

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3 weeks ago

I’m in exile in my bed until further notice. Thanks to your attention on this matter.

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3 weeks ago

LSU didn’t play great but it could be worse you could be Florida Fan or a Virginia Tech fan.

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a month ago

Arch Manning would be a backup at Nicholls St if it wasn’t for his last name.

Dean “Pooner” Simon JD CLU @nuttermcdick

a month ago

Arch Manning would be a backup at Nicholls St if it wasn’t for his last name.

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a month ago

As of now, Arch Manning is mid. I wasn’t super high on him still not. He still has time to prove us wrong.

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a month ago

Imagine how nice everything would be if Coors Banquet was in cold refreshing juice box they’d be all over construction sites!

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a month ago

Imagine how nice everything would be if Coors Banquet was in cold refreshing juice box they’d be all over construction sites!

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a month ago

Turns out he’s still alive and is the GM of the Saints!

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a month ago

There’s a dumpster fire on the Plains of Auburn!

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a month ago

There’s a dumpster fire on the Plains of Auburn!

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a month ago

Chappaquidick was a funny scandal

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a month ago

Travis Kelce told me that he’s only marrying Taylor Swift so he won’t be an insurance salesman after he retires.

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a month ago

Divorce law will be the most booming part of the law industry in 10 years. Think about all the folks on the dating apps…

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a month ago

Damnit I got a coffee stain on my shirt

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a month ago

Yes I’m listening to an audiobook about the Civil War. Congress used to have fistfights and duels. That would be nice now. Just imagine two members of Congress challenging each other to a duel over funding for a bridge in Missouri.

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a month ago

Stanford is officially cooked I believe Tulane would be a better ACC team than them

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a month ago

If you don’t let me watch week 0 college football then we’re not meant for each other. Well your friend’s wedding is less important to me then the Incarnate Word-Nicholls St game rn