Nihilistic Librarian @objectivevoid
The neighborhood Librarian here to encourage your existential crisis. Sometimes I spin around in circles until I fall down. NY Joined January 2010-
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One day closer to renouncing citizenship #antifascist #antifascism #womensrights #Antinatalizm #anarchist #HumanRights #fuckcapitalism #fuckamerica #mybodymychoice #mybody #fucktrump
Someone asked me what second person was and then yelled at me that I was wrong so I told them to go to page 1 and choose your own adventure
I don’t think grammarly knows what the word “ungrammatical” means. #deathofhumanity
so happy I can play black ops 6 with a teammate who plays under the handle “cervixcrusher” but I get mic banned for saying one swear word that the NPCS IN THE GAME SAY CONSTANTLY #cod
I don’t ascribe to any belief system with a cast of characters.
Insomnia is a lot less romanticized when you have a one bedroom apartment instead of a castle to stroll through
Just finished re-creating all my playlists on my 160g ipod classic. It works in my 2021 civic with my iphone 4 changer and has no ads. Your move, @YouTube
Buttered noodles taste so good without a man in your ear telling you they don’t have protein
Everyone: “are libraries even still a thing?” Me: Well, seeing as we have to fact check the internet with books, I should hope so. Came full circle there didn’t we?
Watching the movie Idiocracy unfold in real time, brb
Donald Trump is a mean, mad, cruel, sad, pompous, puny, lonely, loony, horrible, terrible, no-good, very bad, dippy, disturbed, dopey, deranged, distorted, demented, delirious, delusional, MAGAlomaniac, psychopathic, sociopathic, lead-the-whole-world-down-the-garden-pathic,…
Goodbye, America. Never speak to Me again.
A deer ran into my car and everyone keeps asking if it was okay. Let me be clear. I have been a vegetarian for almost 18 years and I could give a shit what happened to that wood rat.
Pamela Bozanich: “he was an awful man, he raised two killers so there you go.” Also Pamela Bozanich: threatens to shoot and kill teenage tiktok users
Marriott Member: IM NEVER STAYING HERE AGAIN! Me: Promise?
Interrupting people while talking is not a sign of childhood trauma, it means you’re an inconsiderate piece of shit.
Month ago me: CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS Today: I fucking hate month ago me

IT NEVER ENDS @aaronLebeahm
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Tzouli Athens @Tzouli_Athens
2K Followers 2K Following Προτεραιότητα μου η ικανοποίηση σου Αθήνα(Πειραιώς κ Χαμοστερνας)♈🔥❤️🌟
Lucien Michael @TrashBagRoyalty
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Garrett, the Fool @GammaRayGarrett
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Юрий @ZWx3IBae6TErQoz
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library mouse @in_libraryland
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•°*𝕆𝕞𝕟�... @OmniResins
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LaytesAgain @LaytesAgain
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WhiskyFlavour @whiskyflavour
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CJ @BrassBallsCJ
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Nihilist Golden Retri... @NihilistGolden
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Nikki @Alter_ego_Nikki
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Saving Banksy @SavingBanksy
681 Followers 4K Following A Documentary Film. *Available Now on iTunes: https://t.co/4zHpK1KlFo For more information, contact: [email protected]
Tommy 2 times @tombrickjr
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Sad Meteorologist @SadMeterologist
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Big Cheese Podcast @bigceesepod
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That Carly Girl @thatcarlygirl
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Rachael Riott @Rachaelri0tt
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NICK @LovelyGuyNick
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Ken Applequist @201_396
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Jacks Grill @JacksGrill120
85 Followers 223 Following Jack’s Grill, located in Ithaca, NY, is your local burger joint and sports bar. We’re serving up great tasting food & draft beers, so get your buns in here!
Gamma Ray 'My other A... @TeragX
59 Followers 294 Following I talk about old video games, old comics, and A Song of Ice and Fire. Also an artist, my art account is @gammaraygarrett
B. Tre @DoyleFlush
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Brian Bonilla @Friskv2
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Fobazi Ettarh @Fobettarh
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit
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Society of Secret Lib... @sslibfriends
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sofiaaaaa @sofiayleung
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Rachael @wattsuprach
412 Followers 339 Following Lover of beverages, music, true crime, crafty things, books, house plants & Disney. The creative type. She/her.
library mouse @in_libraryland
357 Followers 58 Following open access, representation, and safe spaces.
Scott Bonner @ScottyBonner
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ScrewyDecimal @ScrewyDecimal
16K Followers 265 Following
Library Girl - See Pi... @jenniferlagarde
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WhiskyFlavour @whiskyflavour
3K Followers 4K Following Count on us to deliver great whiskies with our Whisky Subscription Box! Cheers! 👇 👇
Nick Roman @TheRomanNick
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Pru @prufrockluvsong
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your bff alex @psybermonkey
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JennyJen @JennnyJennn20
6K Followers 3K Following
CJ @BrassBallsCJ
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c🐞 @shesatornado
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Nihilist Golden Retri... @NihilistGolden
656 Followers 637 Following I’d put something here, but what’s the point.
Lokey Vantage @LokeyEdits
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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
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oz @TheBigEasyofOz
1K Followers 290 Following the worst possible way to arrange stardust into a being. @glads_cat is the content I crave
lemondrop 🍋 @lemonmartinis
50K Followers 3K Following Thunderstorms, Eagle Rare, and The Carolina Hurricanes 🏒 Aye aye, Captain 💘💯
Tommy 2 times @tombrickjr
903 Followers 1K Following
Suki @skickwriter
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JEN KIRKMAN @JenKirkman
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RiotWomenn @riotwomennn
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IT NEVER ENDS @aaronLebeahm
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Virginia Woolf @woolfquotes
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Sad Meteorologist @SadMeterologist
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sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist
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The Cre Master @Jmboyd58
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Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO
47K Followers 6K Following Tall, pale, relentlessly cheerful. https://t.co/1tLBuSYH1g
Rick and Morty @RickandMorty
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BoJack Horseman @BoJackHorseman
473K Followers 165 Following A horseman leaves pretty big shoes to fill. Account run by @Netflix as of 1/30.
mark @TheCatWhisprer
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🌴Sardonic Tart🌴 @SardonicTart
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