Evance @odoevance

🚨 The owner of the Aston Martin KDS 888M is HUZEIFA ONALI MOHAMED ALI. The car was involved in an accident with an expired insurance then they renewed to a new TPO at 02:40 EAT after the accident upon. When you see this tweet 🐣 do the necessary. THREAD

Me explaining AI to friends

Those interested in joining the next cohort can learn more about the course on reduzer.ac.ke October intake is open. It is a 1 year full time program running every weekday from 8AM to 5PM. Fee is KSh 16k per month, both Online and Fulltime tracks available

WhatsApp Business Agent for SMEs. WhatsApp + M-Pesa + Google Sheets. Responds to your customers 24/7 even when you are a sleep. No more scattered data. Makes sales, collects customer info, completes payment + stores data and sends receipts. See it in action.

@NjeriMania @SangKip4 Zinakuanga na gear tatu pekee Here, there and gone

I am jobless If your company is hiring for golang or backend roles share or refer me range of salary we will discuss hehehe

immoral nut @nut3case

6 months ago

Betting backends are usually a mess—so I built a better one. A multi-tenant engine in Go 1.26. 100k+ users | <200ms latency K-Sorted IDs & Atomic Wallets M-Pesa/Tax Engine integrated Sovereign Minimalism Clean. Fast. Production-ready. github.com/nutcas3/lets-b…

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Betting backends are usually a mess—so I built a better one. A multi-tenant engine in Go 1.26. 100k+ users | <200ms latency K-Sorted IDs & Atomic Wallets M-Pesa/Tax Engine integrated Sovereign Minimalism Clean. Fast. Production-ready. github.com/nutcas3/lets-b…

@americangirl786 Relax Chloe. Your navy tried yesterday. Iran called. They U-turned. The phone call lasted longer than the operation. Even Uber drivers put up more of a fight before canceling.

@OJ______Pimpson @shadrac_matata Compliance. Otherwise sharp boys can wreak havoc.

Wametest penetration huh!

Miss Aretha ✨ @iMuthoni_

7 months ago

Cyber security experts >>>

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US marines after landing on the coast of Hormuz, and starts hearing the sound of 10,000 lawnmowers in the sky.

This is what China has been sitting back and waiting for— America's imperial hubris shooting itself in the foot. International oil is almost exclusively traded in American dollars; it is what forms the fundamental basis for the US' dollar supremacy. That will end with the death of the petro-dollar; as the single most pivotal global petroleum transportation choke point is blocked off and holding the world at ransom by bartering that if you want your oil, you have to play by their rules— which will drive the dollar down irreparably. In order to understand much of the current quagmire with Iran; the importance of oil in the region itself and America's relationship with Israel, we have to go back to 1973. In 1973, King Faisal of Saudi Arabia cut off all oil supply to the US and other western countries for supporting Israel during the Yom Kippur War. The United States for the first time played an integral role in arming Israel against the growing socialist aligned, pan-Arab bloc of Egypt and Syria; who had sought to dismantle the fledgling zionist entity for once and for all. The US saw this as an opportunity to not only deter soviet influence in the region as seen with the likes of Nasser and his vision of a unified Arab world, but consolidating its own position in the region (and globally) through monopolizing oil— by tying it, and backing it, through the dollar. This bold stance caused mass panic and chaos as it impacted Western states severely; so much so that the UK had to switch to a three day work week to ensure their economic survival. However, in 1974, Henry Kissinger negotiated an end to the crisis with King Faisal by creating the Petrodollar. It stipulated that for the Gulf oil producers, in exchange for selling oil exclusively in US dollars (as Nixon removed the gold standard in 1971)— Saudi Arabia and the others, would receive military protection from the United States, against Israel. That logic of Israel being a legitimate threat was manufactured primarily to convince the Arab states to enter into this agreement; eventually used to also allow the US to build bases in their territories too. Ignoring the fact that as a unified front, the Arab states would have had nothing to fear of Israel. It had only been because of considerable American assistance that Israel had been able to deter and neutralize Nasser's attack. The Arab states were subsequently pitted against each other therein, as opposed to collectively focusing on confronting the zionist entity, as previously. This master stroke from Kissinger resulted in Saudi Arabia becoming solely bound to upholding the interests of American imperialism and corporations (and of Israel by extension). King Faisal was assassinated in 1975. America's support for Israel's settler colonial project became more unequivocal when the dollar became backed by Saudi oil (and vice versa); as America required a outpost/ mechanism in the region and a foothold into Asia through which it could always consolidate its interests and monopoly over resources. The fundamental crux of global American hegemony; the monetary supremacy it enjoys, that allows for it to consolidate resources/capital and operate this imperialist apparatus, begins and ends with the strength of the US dollar as the global reserve currency. And why does it enjoy this status? Because it is what the most essential and important resource (oil) on the planet is traded in. The commodity that flows through every facet of every market; that the global economy relies on the most. That is the primary source of America's dominance today; of its total, unrestrained and raw power. So now you understand why Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz; why its vying for oil going through to be traded in the Yuan and why it has been so adamant to target America's Gulf assets in the region. It's all interconnected and interdependent; and the only effective way to nullify and dismantle American-Zionist regional hegemony.

Al Jazeera Breaking News @AJENews

8 months ago

BREAKING: Iran may allow oil tankers through the Strait of Hormuz if traded in Chinese currency 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.news/mubl88?update=…

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I can't believe a single for-loop script I ran on @moltbook by registering 1,000,000 fake agents actually helped them get acquired by @Meta -- mental

Axios @axios

8 months ago

Exclusive: Meta acquires Moltbook, the social network for AI agents trib.al/wEZLBz0

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@amerix @shadrac_matata always preaches.

@AIRTEL_KE check dm.

@Payoneer_Help I have been trying to register and verify my identity but I keep getting the screen below, both on mobile app and web. Also, the mobile app crashes on uploading proof of address. It has been almost 24 hours and I keep getting the same error.

What you're seeing today is a view once screenshot from 2027.

Shadrack Matata @shadrac_matata

2 years ago

For the umpteenth time, folks, build/upgrade your upcountry homes. We might have to flee the cities for a very long time in 2027. Sad, but necessary and inevitable.

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Kenyans are not ready for change.

Shadrack Matata @shadrac_matata

2 years ago

For the umpteenth time, folks, build/upgrade your upcountry homes. We might have to flee the cities for a very long time in 2027. Sad, but necessary and inevitable.

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Kenyatta had no vehicle. So he depended largely on getting a lift from Fitz de Souza from Gatundu to Nairobi. Then Ronald Ngala gave him a Vanguard, Dr. Njoroge Mungai a Benz, The Brits gave him a Land rover and the Americans a Plymouth convertible. When Fitz asked Jomo to donate one vehicle to KANU to assist with party affairs and help other party officials get around since most didn't have vehicles, Kenyatta vehemently refused and said, "These cars have been given to me and I think I must keep them. After all, Africans only respect a man with a lot of mali. You have to have a lot of cows, houses, hangers-on, then they will think, ' Ah. He is a great leader.' Otherwise they will think he is useless." This greed loot and plunder our politicians do was a philosophy of Jomo.

Daughter of Muthoni @Miss_Muthoni_

a year ago

Learning from here that Jaramogi and Jomo fell out because Jomo's greedy ass refused to give land back to Kikuyus post independence was interesting 😭

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KWS gateway fees protests, Privatisation of beaches in the coast etc. How is this happening without Bills to reject? A beginners guide to Statutory Instruments.