Jesus H Christ 😀 @officialHJesus
#Resist. Gods first born. Apprentice carpenter. I have risen..again! Currently grounded for eternity but working on it. Lets spread the word of love.... instagram.com/officialjesush/ Bethlehem Joined January 2014-
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie...😀
Sweet dreams are made of cheese, who am I to dis a brie...😀
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I have just returned from a diplomatic to the Congo and I can testify that at no point did I see anyone drinking Um Bongo...😀
Yeh I could do with a session. What you thinking drink or smoke?...😀
Yeh I could do with a session. What you thinking drink or smoke?...😀
Angela literally only spent five minutes talking to someone before realising they were Republican and this was the effect. Be careful out there...😀
Angela literally only spent five minutes talking to someone before realising they were Republican and this was the effect. Be careful out there...😀
I am the Messiah and a naughty boy...😀
I am the Messiah and a naughty boy...😀
The 600 series had rubber skin. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They look human - sweat, bad breath, everything. Very hard to spot...😀
This is what you get when Daniel Craig and a Space Elf get mixed together in a transporter malfunction...😀
And on this day the Lord said "Wow this is some really good doob. Now go forth and smoketh thyself to sleep"...😀
And on this day the Lord said "Wow this is some really good doob. Now go forth and smoketh thyself to sleep"...😀
Sorry Stephen. I'm not buying that book...😀
Sorry Stephen. I'm not buying that book...😀
It back...😀
Elon Muski...😀
You don't. You come straight from the Dandy comic strip...😀
You don't. You come straight from the Dandy comic strip...😀 https://t.co/cofXNxAfOW
I see Gary Barlow is still taking hostages...😀
I see Gary Barlow is still taking hostages...😀
I think you beleive I have some kind of fetish cleaning feet...😀
I think you beleive I have some kind of fetish cleaning feet...😀
It's a total eclipse of the eclipse...😀
It's a total eclipse of the eclipse...😀
Update: The engineer has come round and told me the Rapture machine needs new parts but my Rapture machine is an old model so getting parts will take a while. Sorry for the inconvenience...😀
Update: The engineer has come round and told me the Rapture machine needs new parts but my Rapture machine is an old model so getting parts will take a while. Sorry for the inconvenience...😀
Jesus H Christ 😀 retweeted
After the Rapture, the only border crisis will be the one in Hell.
Sorry everyone. The Rapture machine is broken. I'm on it but I'm just waiting for an engineer to call me back. Said he'd call within the next hour or two hopefully...😀
Sorry everyone. The Rapture machine is broken. I'm on it but I'm just waiting for an engineer to call me back. Said he'd call within the next hour or two hopefully...😀
Who's looking after my diary as I don't have a Rapture down for today?...😀
Who's looking after my diary as I don't have a Rapture down for today?...😀
Lucifer @LucifersTweetz
36K Followers 3K Following I'm known by many names; Lucifer, Satan, Samael, and once, at a party, some drunk kept calling me 'Dude'.
jessica 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU
96K Followers 33K Following FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 • feminist • 🏳️🌈 • PS5 gamer • pagan • muslim family • girl mommy • link is my hubby’s music • Friendly Neighborhood Incel Slayer™
Abraxsys @Abraxsys
43K Followers 29K Following Not from Earth. Just a wandering memetic life form catching a ride across the galaxy on this rock. All you humans look alike to me. #LockdownTrivia
The bad ass kicking n.. @atheist_bad
24K Followers 12K Following I think, juggle fire and fight bullies. Caller outter of bullshit. Don’t believe in fairytales. Fuck Brussels Sprouts - seriously. Otherwise hate sarcasm...
Mojack Marine @MojackMarine
35K Followers 34K Following GySgt, USMC Ret., 40 years married, Obama Centrist, #Resist 🌊#AdoptDontShop #TeamPelosi #DNC_Unite 🌈Ally, No DM, No religion, No porn 🎵🏈🎭📚 Am Yisrael Chai
Dawna @VaGyver
18K Followers 14K Following I'm a b*tch, with a huge heart, and a long funny streak. References available upon request. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
ArmenianAbs/Mark/Pers.. @MarkEllison06
10K Followers 9K Following Just some dude, whose taxes pay your salary. *Warning....Falling Sarcasm, Satire & Attempted Humor Ahead*
Naughtius Maximus �.. @ResisterDude
29K Followers 20K Following I’m just a soul whose intentions are good. #SendPutinBackToHell #BanTrophyHunting🦏#SaveTheElephants🐘 #ClimateChangeIsReal🌎 #MUFC 🔴⚪️
Jack©️ @Jackasaurus3
35K Followers 30K Following
Jesus Fucking Christ .. @SHEsus__Christ
64K Followers 29K Following A lady on the streets but a freak in the tweets. 🔥😈🔥
Randy‼️ @RandyHeyyyy
8K Followers 8K Following Army Veteran. Dog dad. Gen X. Sad mediocre man. 🇺🇸 Parody 🇺🇸 #OhioState #Buckeyes #CBJ
𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓤𝓷.. @TheUnvirgin
13K Followers 2K Following Every day I break my longevity record. 🇨🇦🤪🐈👩 ❤️All animals. I block religious nuts that harass me. I swear a lot. I steal memes. #atheist
Jeffrey Ritchey 🇺�.. @JeffreyRitchey
10K Followers 10K Following #Resist maga and trumpists blocked immediately. Fuck the GOP. Fuck you SCOTUS. #BLM NO DMs🚫. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 It IS happening here!
Koko ✊🏼✊🏽�.. @Kokomothegreat
127K Followers 81K Following Artist. I'm a smartass fluent in profanity. #PoliticalJunkie #TheResistance • #blϻ • #ϻϵtϴϴ • #ϵͷδthϵstῖgϻα on MHI RARELY check DMS! Alt: @OutOfFuqs
Snarky Stardust @HootPhD
10K Followers 9K Following Pro-equality. Pro-science. Atheist. I'm a little ray of fucking sunshine. Pull up a chair, buy me a chai, & let's discuss dismantling the GOP.
Kalista @kalistacat
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Mongo The Relentless @enespacio
27K Followers 26K Following Mongo only pawn in game of life. Fluent in authentic frontier gibberish. #VoteBlue 🌊 You'd do it for Randolph Scott 🌊#theresistance https://t.co/vZcRWGBEU8
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21K Followers 14K Following resting bitch face and a snarky attitude...you're gonna hate me
Rev N. Fidel @RevNFidel
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🟦Lady Karma🇺�.. @LA_Karma1
69K Followers 55K Following To judge by skin color, sexual preference, religion, or preferred identity shows ignorance! co-founder @wtpBlue & @TWRvideo #DarkBrandon #VoteBlue2024
Poke A Bowl® @PokeABowl
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Let’s get loud @letsgetloud0101
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Robert Hoyman @hoyman_robert
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Andrew Allan @AAllan332
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yano @JacobYaapa88901
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Ståle @StleKvale
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Regina Phalange @fairyfisher16
70 Followers 59 Following All things, housewives, all things, friends, all things Royal. YNWA ❤ JFT97
Tineke Brown @tinekeb1
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Jason Fletcher @jstevefletch
242 Followers 2K Following
Rob Forbes ⚒️🫧.. @RobF_WHU
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andie dyer @dyerAndie
17K Followers 5K Following Left-handed, ginger, Welsh, Kinsey 6. Work in sexual health. Cyclist. Usually tweeting about music and things to eat. Waiting to marry @heftysmurf78. MHFA.
Julie Ace King 🖤�.. @juliecking
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Surviving @Fire_storm1970
92 Followers 260 Following “Fight for the things that you care about, but do it in a way that will lead others to join you.”
☮️ Exhausted by a.. @tallwatcher
234 Followers 711 Following Unabashed progressive. Gay/Queer Support intelligent gun laws. Always pro-choice. 100%
K2C2 @kcsquared3
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Lucy 🟦🟧 @boohoo2255
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Lisa B 🇺🇦 🌊 .. @lisabtexas
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Meidas_Una @uwag7774
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Here for the Trials @JustEqualFair
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Rhino734964092 @Rhino734964092
612 Followers 980 Following I went out walking through streets paved with Gold Lifted some stones saw skin and bones!
Julia @ManyThanksUSA
572 Followers 1K Following Smart, logical & conservative. Jesus is Lord. We need 2 bring the bible back 2 schools 4 a good foundation of our children which is our next hope 4 America.
Faith Ben @slimnsicy
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Sipsational Treasure @ZueleneE
789 Followers 5K Following Sipsational Treasures has gifts for every occasion. We have everything from mugs to bookbags.
Jeffrey Prater @JPrater20429
71 Followers 193 Following
Emy Diamond @EmemLouisEtuk1
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Jonathan Courtenay @johnnycourtenay
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Alphonso Manning @manning23666
2K Followers 4K Following Happily Married. Don't DM!!!. MAGA response will be Block !!! Blue wave in 2024. (RET/USN) Disabled Vet. Hold the Republican Party accountable.
JB @Rjcots
20 Followers 14 Following I'm not 'special' (maybe some would disagree) Just interested in uncensored dialogue
Leadville/Alamosa-Vik.. @Leadvilleviking
2K Followers 3K Following Vikings Addict. 5th generation Leadville, had to get out of the elevation so I dropped down to 7544 ft.
babz 🏳️🌈ve.. @babzbra
759 Followers 2K Following former north dakotan, former californian, former army, former marine, current coloradan, married, mom to 2 cats, follows the eagles in Turtle Bay-Redding, CA
Zach Beichner @NazareneZach
59 Followers 371 Following
Colin @Sammy4320
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Ellsworth Green @GreenEllsworth
31K Followers 23K Following Democrat, I believe in God. Biden/Harris #1, Vote Blue, No MAGA/Republicans allowed, Putin is a War Criminal, Trump is a Rapist, No Direct Messages (DM) - 4/26
Wheatly Vanderpuye @Wheatly_Van
8 Followers 5 Following
Lucifer @LucifersTweetz
36K Followers 3K Following I'm known by many names; Lucifer, Satan, Samael, and once, at a party, some drunk kept calling me 'Dude'.
jessica 🍉 @ItsMrsRabbitToU
96K Followers 33K Following FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸 • feminist • 🏳️🌈 • PS5 gamer • pagan • muslim family • girl mommy • link is my hubby’s music • Friendly Neighborhood Incel Slayer™
Abraxsys @Abraxsys
43K Followers 29K Following Not from Earth. Just a wandering memetic life form catching a ride across the galaxy on this rock. All you humans look alike to me. #LockdownTrivia
The bad ass kicking n.. @atheist_bad
24K Followers 12K Following I think, juggle fire and fight bullies. Caller outter of bullshit. Don’t believe in fairytales. Fuck Brussels Sprouts - seriously. Otherwise hate sarcasm...
Mojack Marine @MojackMarine
35K Followers 34K Following GySgt, USMC Ret., 40 years married, Obama Centrist, #Resist 🌊#AdoptDontShop #TeamPelosi #DNC_Unite 🌈Ally, No DM, No religion, No porn 🎵🏈🎭📚 Am Yisrael Chai
Dawna @VaGyver
18K Followers 14K Following I'm a b*tch, with a huge heart, and a long funny streak. References available upon request. 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
ArmenianAbs/Mark/Pers.. @MarkEllison06
10K Followers 9K Following Just some dude, whose taxes pay your salary. *Warning....Falling Sarcasm, Satire & Attempted Humor Ahead*
Naughtius Maximus �.. @ResisterDude
29K Followers 20K Following I’m just a soul whose intentions are good. #SendPutinBackToHell #BanTrophyHunting🦏#SaveTheElephants🐘 #ClimateChangeIsReal🌎 #MUFC 🔴⚪️
Jack©️ @Jackasaurus3
35K Followers 30K Following
Jesus Fucking Christ .. @SHEsus__Christ
64K Followers 29K Following A lady on the streets but a freak in the tweets. 🔥😈🔥
Jeffrey Ritchey 🇺�.. @JeffreyRitchey
10K Followers 10K Following #Resist maga and trumpists blocked immediately. Fuck the GOP. Fuck you SCOTUS. #BLM NO DMs🚫. Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦 It IS happening here!
Koko ✊🏼✊🏽�.. @Kokomothegreat
127K Followers 81K Following Artist. I'm a smartass fluent in profanity. #PoliticalJunkie #TheResistance • #blϻ • #ϻϵtϴϴ • #ϵͷδthϵstῖgϻα on MHI RARELY check DMS! Alt: @OutOfFuqs
Snarky Stardust @HootPhD
10K Followers 9K Following Pro-equality. Pro-science. Atheist. I'm a little ray of fucking sunshine. Pull up a chair, buy me a chai, & let's discuss dismantling the GOP.
Kalista @kalistacat
21K Followers 21K Following Juris Doctor ⚖️ ENTJ. Scorpio. YouTuber. Author. 💕💜 #WritingCommunity https://t.co/oaURkLx6m5 Order 'Unapologetic' on Amazon
Mongo The Relentless @enespacio
27K Followers 26K Following Mongo only pawn in game of life. Fluent in authentic frontier gibberish. #VoteBlue 🌊 You'd do it for Randolph Scott 🌊#theresistance https://t.co/vZcRWGBEU8
ⓑⓔⓣⓣⓨ™️ @BettyB919
21K Followers 14K Following resting bitch face and a snarky attitude...you're gonna hate me
🟦Lady Karma🇺�.. @LA_Karma1
69K Followers 55K Following To judge by skin color, sexual preference, religion, or preferred identity shows ignorance! co-founder @wtpBlue & @TWRvideo #DarkBrandon #VoteBlue2024
❤Red❤ @VehementRedhead
11K Followers 9K Following Twitter's random crazy redhead. 💜🥺💜 @Vehement on other platforms #Illuminaughty ❤️#JX612❤️ #Unicorn #LQBTQIA Ally 🏳️🌈 #ResistanceUnited
A Clockwork Reido ⚒.. @RealRozz54
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27K Followers 28K Following
Paul Gascoigne @thegazza_
22K Followers 20 Following Football legend ⚽ | Iconic midfielder known for my flair on the pitch and my big heart off it ❤️ GAZZA xxxx [email protected]
Mark L 🇨🇦 @iamcoup
608 Followers 1K Following Proud Canadian. 🇨🇦 The fight for democracy will win. #PutinIsAWarCriminal #TrumpIsGuilty I block gun advocates. 🐶🐶♎♥♣🍺🚬🌿🏳️🌈 @Pink @ChaseElliott #Dogs
Phil Larkin @flippy378rip
233 Followers 1K Following buy the ticket,enjoy the ride....hunter s thompson....life sux,,wear a helmet ⛑ 😆 🤣 😂
Sonya @SunnyinIndiana
4K Followers 5K Following Proud Democrat💙 Lover of rock music, YouTube, animals, books & TRMS. 🚫DM 🌈Ally BLM GoodTrouble💙 Mean People Suck!
BSB @tugrocks
206 Followers 740 Following 🌊🌊 Mom, grandmother to Ruby Rue Pro choice I luv all animals
Ophelia @OpheliaNAcid
108 Followers 1K Following Human beings will often exert, with vigor, their god given right to be stupid.
Erik I @ErikIsaacson4
85 Followers 194 Following
DAMMIT I'M NOT DEVIN .. @dammit_not
1K Followers 2K Following I ALREADY TOLD YOU! DAMMIT! I'M NOT DEVIN NUNES!!! SO FUCKING SUE ME!!!
Paul McGrath @Paulmcgrath5
211K Followers 578 Following
Tibor M. Kalman @kalmantibs
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ScottyT 🏴�.. @Ltkojak72
146 Followers 155 Following Scottish male. 51. Educated software dev. Rangers. Non sectarian. Raised protestant, now atheist. Pro EU, anti-Brexit. Pro indy. Follow if you like.
Aqua Mum @aqua_mum
3K Followers 5K Following Breast cancer survivor🎗 #equality Pro choice #climatecrises #strongertogether #blm #LGBTQ+
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Ryan King @unfunny_guy94
630 Followers 3K Following Don't take me too seriously. Or do. I don't care. I like pushing buttons.. Wannabe Screenwriter or something. Oh, a Bible Verse for the Christians: Matthew 23
Martinez1492 @AlMarti39252844
189 Followers 773 Following
vince.mind.freak @mind_vince
2K Followers 3K Following too much to explain ..but it all happened ..weirdest thing ..i knew it would .the outcome is way way more colourful than you can comprehend .
Rebecca Ryder 💙 @rebecca_ryder21
17K Followers 17K Following There are many other accounts like this but this one is mine: Comedian, Writer, Director. Just trying to make the world a slightly better place.
be the change u want .. @impeachAcheeto
559 Followers 1K Following be the change you want to see in the world. {Mahatma Ghandi ♥️}
Jesus Christ On A Bic.. @JesusBicycle
6K Followers 6K Following My name is a Catholic expression for extreme incredulity. I delve in religion, politics and poor attempts at humor. Lord/Savior, #ExCatholic, Spiritual Agnostic
Elongated Muskie @j_moose50
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Susie Mackie @SusieMackie1
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allen (big gay al) �.. @catsrule28305
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🦇Brooke🦇 @docbelle7
193 Followers 1K Following Fuck you Anakin, I have the high ground! GenX waste of space.
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509 Followers 470 Following Say-tan and b*tches, aka the iam, are always demanding evidence of their nefarious behavior.Because they can't conserve energy it is impossible to get evidence.
Jen @JenJoshuah222
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Paul Young @PaulYoungParlez
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Annie Potts @anniepotts
23K Followers 154 Following Actress: Currently Meemaw in 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘨 𝘚𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘥𝘰𝘯 on CBS. Others include 𝘋𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘨𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘞𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘯, 𝘎𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘣𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴, Toy Story- See IMDB ↙️
Reginald D Hunter @reginalddhunter
111K Followers 4K Following Comedian swashbuckler dabbler-scientist rapscallion poof reader shockmocker and libertine
BobAKATao 🕵️�.. @BobAKATao
966 Followers 2K Following Internet Lurker; Eastern Philosopher, Evil Genius, Cripple, Former MMO writer (taolurker), Beta tester/Gamer and Forum Troll since 1986. ATMplaying: BDO 🆘☯️
Lady Goodman ☮️�.. @aggie105
3K Followers 4K Following You are recycled butterflies, plants, rocks, streams, firewood, wolf fur, and shark teeth, broken down to their smallest parts and rebuilt into our planet. ❤️
LIBERAL AF @gperry70
7K Followers 7K Following #Resist 🏳️🌈 I'm one of the Gs in the LGBTQ+. I block stupid people. Most of the people I block are MAGA. Coincidence?
lonE sMuk X ❄️ @FSUgooner
859 Followers 5K Following F*ck MAGA, Trump ,DeSantis, Putin, Bibi, Elon & the NRA. Jazz is America’s greatest gift to the world. Liberal & woke AF. DON’T PANIC! 🇺🇦🇵🇸
Jim Duckett @JimDuckett1
2K Followers 3K Following Guitarist, Songwriter since 1961. Playing with The James Boys, solo acoustic shows. Happily married to Marguerite Labelle , 1990. Lifelong Democrat. No DM's.
Justice T Buford @JCT1080
362 Followers 1K Following
Political Poet @mdnij34
63K Followers 41K Following #Vote #resist #FliptheSenate #FlintWaterCrisis #dontbeaspreader 🌊 🌊 #votebluenomatterwho #ucancallmePP🌈🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🛑#noDMs 💙💙💙#goodtrouble #BLM
David Harewood @DavidHarewood
140K Followers 947 Following Maybe I Don't Belong Here. https://t.co/NBjFpvCk8v
Warren Smith @WTSmith17
23K Followers 342 Following Teacher, volunteer firefighter and founder of the Secret Scholars on YouTube. Email: [email protected]
Darin @TNPDarin
56 Followers 246 Following I hope that after I die, people will say of me: “That guy sure owed me a lot of money.”
Smudge The Insult Cat.. @DissentingCat
20K Followers 20K Following Blue cat in a red dog state. Also, on: Mastadon: [email protected] / Bluesky: Smudge The Insult Cat
Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA
10.5M Followers 1K Following 5 time World Champion. Irelands greatest Stout - @forgedstout. Irelands greatest Whiskey - @properwhiskey. Pray EVERYDAY!! #GOD #EIRE #FAMILY
Damon Imani @damonimani
239K Followers 185 Following I discuss and create content about things I'm not supposed to.
Beth @sugarsnap22
1K Followers 2K Following Retired baby boomer.Enjoying grands, gardening, pickleball and traveling. Bring on the indictments to make life complete! 🇺🇦☮️
Hopeless Anachronism @LoneAnachronism
210 Followers 832 Following #MadmanWithoutHisBox, #IamDoctorIdiot, #SaveThePlatypusFuckTheHumans, #LonelyIsAFeelingAloneIsAFact 🏃🏼💨💭🖖🤓🖕
DemDiva @DivineDemDiva
2K Followers 5K Following Looking forward to reelecting #SenatorSherrodBrown and electing other OH DEMS.
tRUMPtouchedMyPeePee�.. @tRUMPsuckedIt
3K Followers 5K Following Hate the tRUMP's with a passion!! 😠 I've survived being shot twice, 12 wks apart! Father of the loveliest boy on Earth! Don't follow me if you're a tRUMPer!!
Front page endorsement! #votebinface #BindependenceDay
Outside my mom’s bungalow in Mappleborogh Green - I think I was probably at University. Where did you get it?
No wonder the Jedi hate me.
Tbf, having a penchant for galactic conquest, I was never counting on the Jedi vote.
I must thank you all for your kind thoughts and I’m out and back and course it was Propofil as someone kindly reminded me, and it did its job well and I’m back working hard at the joke face.
Tbf, having a penchant for galactic conquest, I was never counting on the Jedi vote.
I LOVE London! Lived there for years while filming & our 1st child was born there, in St. John's Wood. I wholeheartedly support Sadiq Khan for Mayor on May 2. He’s been a driving force in cleaning up London’s air & choosing #HopeOverFear For a fairer, safer & greener London,…
People who say Legos instead of Lego. People who stand on the left on escalators. People who call looking after their own child, 'babysitting'.
Tell me 3 random things you hate for no plausible reason. Mine are: Buses* Air con Aniseed Your turn... (*I love all other modes of transport: bicycles, trams, trains, underground, cars, planes...just hate buses, for some reason)
One of the questions I get asked most (apart from 'Why'?) is 'As well as Ceefax, will you bring back Channel 4's peerless Bamboozle quiz?' So to celebrate me being elected mayor this week, here it is, humans: I present BINBOOZLE 2024! #VoteBinface
Leo loves the new back yard. We had the pool resurfaced, the patio resurfaced and painted, and took out the bamboo and replaced them with different kinds of agave. I can’t wait for summer.
@HumzaYousaf Do you have a favourite cheese, fella?
Time to thank a motherfucker for not stealing the hubcaps either…..
I share EVERYTHING with my dogs. When I drink water, Leo always wants some, right out of my @YETICoolers! He’s a good boy! I love my dog! ❤️🙂🐕
Tomorrow I am scheduled for anESOPHAGOGASTRODUODENOSCOPY Apparently it teaches you to speak Welsh.
@officialHJesus We know you love Cheesemakers, Your Holyness.....🙈
Cheese before bed gives you more vivid dreams (and sometimes nightmares), which is a massive boon, as I love a good slasher/horror in my dreams! I hope tonight's one is about a babysitter.
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