Olivia Schifeling @omarble

Distracted by shiny things. Chicago, IL Joined April 2010

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Jo @JoJoFromJerz

a year ago

Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”? You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national…

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Olivia Schifeling @omarble

2 years ago

How about recoup that money by not running stupid tired commercials with Patrick every 15 minutes. ⁦⁦⁦@StateFarm⁩ chicagotribune.com/2024/02/22/aut…

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Olivia Schifeling @omarble

2 years ago

DIY’ers bragging about projects on social media are like family fall photo sessions. Omitted are the tears of dealing with uneven homes, botching the trim for the 9 millionth time, and bafflement over why paint color doesn't match the swatch, which leads to “F!ck it. I’m done”

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Olivia Schifeling @omarble

2 years ago

Why is Oprah losing weight still a story? I feel like we have been here before. #oprah

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Olivia Schifeling @omarble

2 years ago

Serious question. Why do men have to buy the biggest bananas? Is it unspoken man code?

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WGN TV News @WGNNews

2 years ago

Arizona national park catches 'unicorn' on game camera wgntv.com/news/national/…

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Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen

2 years ago

Right next to to Trump Tower, a huge television screen reportedly is broadcasting all of his indictments around the clock. It acts as a reminder of the crimes that the former President is accused of. Regardless of all this, Republicans still don’t seem to care. Will…

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2 years ago

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ChicagoFails @ChicagoFails

2 years ago

Can someone figure out what the divorce rate is of every couple who took wedding photos here?

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Catherine @cathmed1

7 years ago

@LisaOFScotts Oh! I Love It!

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Marie Anderson @marie78v

3 years ago

@DrCaliff_FDA @POTUS @FDACBER @WhipClyburn @GovofCO @GovInslee @GovTimWalz @avaverona @ImmunizeUnder5s @CDCgov @CDCDirector @XavierBecerra @SenMarkKelly @COVIDOversight @FDASpox @SenBillCassidy @GovKathyHochul @COVIDOversight @US_FDA What's your excuse now, FDA?

American Academy of Pediatrics @AmerAcadPeds

3 years ago

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American Academy of Pediatrics @AmerAcadPeds

3 years ago

Now that Moderna has submitted all pediatric data to @US_FDA, we urge an immediate, transparent and thorough review. Families of children under 5 have waited a long time for the reassurance of a safe and effective vaccine.

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Shannon Sutherland @ShanSutherland

3 years ago

@US_FDA please approve @moderna_tx u5 COVID vaccine ASAP for the sake of my dog. He hasn’t had a break from my kids in over 2 years and if a vaccine isn’t approved soon my toddler won’t go to school in the fall…. Help a dog out!#ImmunizeUnder5s #waiting4myshot @ImmunizeUnder5s

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Shikha Jain MD, FACP @ShikhaJainMD

3 years ago

Why the heck is some judge in Florida able to make a decision that LITERALLY impacts the health and safety of millions of ppl across this country. #StayInYourLane #MaskUpOnPlanes

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Bill Hartman, MD, PhD @hartman_bill

3 years ago

The safest way to develop immunity to fight #COVID19 is with #vaccines. I am vaxed and boosted. Almost all Americans have this same option- except the 20 million #under5 yr olds. #CovidIsNotOver, #BA2 is everywhere. We can protect these kids. Let’s finish the job.

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Heather Felton, MD @HeatherFeltonMD

3 years ago

@DrCaliff_FDA This is just cruel at this point. Authorize a vaccine for kids under 5.

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Katie Weeman @katie_weeman

4 years ago

For the 18 mil babies under 5 who are defenseless against covid—submit the data, expedite the review, authorize a vaccine. We. Can’t. Wait. Any. Longer. #ImmunizeUnder5s @US_FDA @DrCaliff_FDA @CDCgov @ASlavitt @CDCDirector @JoeBiden @inthebubblepod @moderna_tx @FDACommissioner

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NOTSportsCenter @NOTSportsCenter

6 years ago

The #CFBPlayoff committee, on who should be #1: “Sure, Ohio State and LSU are undefeated and LSU beat Alabama, but Alabama has a quality loss to a really good undefeated team. Neither Ohio State or LSU has that. We’ll be voting Alabama #1.”