OmidLAX @omidlax

Voting for people who actually like people other than just themselves. SoCal Joined July 2014

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The Daily Show @TheDailyShow

7 months ago

Jon Stewart unpacks why Trump is betraying America's old alliances in favor of Putin and a new world order

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Purdue Football @BoilerFootball

8 months ago

"Nobody is in a position that wants to hear the word 'rebuild'. We're not into that, we're into winning now - and winning big." 🗣 @Coach_Odom

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OmidLAX @omidlax

5 years ago

1458 Days to Go Every day watching MAGA heads explode when the realize they don't have a pithy racial epithet for a black-Indian woman. Their struggle is real.

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OmidLAX @omidlax

5 years ago

1458 Days to Go .... until the last vote is counted and Fox News calls the presidency for Joe Biden.

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Mike Pence: a sycophantic, dishonest, religious bigot consigned to the dustheap of history. Took the teachings of a man who died a tortuous death for his belief in goodness and turned it into a cowardly, cynical exercise in the pursuit of power and authoritarianism.

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Vox @voxdotcom

5 years ago

If the two Georgia seats go to the Democrats, the Senate will be split 50-50, but the Democratic half will represent 41,549,808 more people than the Republican half. This is America’s anti-democratic Senate, by the numbers: trib.al/ZmaHJ4d

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OmidLAX @omidlax

5 years ago

1459 Days to Go ....before Ivanka claims that her stolen handbag held five hard drives from Lady Gaga's roadie's laptops showing she once wore a dress made out of human meat.

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OmidLAX @omidlax

5 years ago

1461 Days to Go Preparing body for the feel of being hit in the gonads every day while preparing kids for the Hunger Games. #theycallmeMrTibbs

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OmidLAX @omidlax

5 years ago

1462 Days to Go You're voting for Ivanka because it's been 4 years since you felt the anger and self-hatred that comes from having a Trump in the White House, and you miss having that feeling of someone slapping your gonads every day. #BidenHarris2020

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OmidLAX @omidlax

5 years ago

1 Day to Go #BidenHarris2020

Joe Biden @JoeBiden

5 years ago

1 Day to Go #BidenHarris2020

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Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson

5 years ago

Remember, when Trump declares victory when the count is still on, there's one mantra: #FuckYouKeepCounting

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OmidLAX @omidlax

5 years ago

Trump's celebrity support is through the roof, y'all!

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OmidLAX @omidlax

5 years ago

2 Days to Go You've voted for Biden, you're voting for Biden, and you're doing it because no one wants public health policy managed by a guy who sells castor oil tonics out of the back of his pick-up truck. #BidenHarris2020

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Mike Birbiglia @birbigs

5 years ago

3 days left. Pick up the phone everybody!! #VoteEarly #VoteInPerson #CallSomeFriends #PhoneBank #LetsWinThis

Barack Obama @BarackObama

5 years ago

3 days left. Pick up the phone everybody!! #VoteEarly #VoteInPerson #CallSomeFriends #PhoneBank #LetsWinThis

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OmidLAX @omidlax

5 years ago

4 Days to Go You're voting for Biden because you don't feel like having someone hammer your head for another 4 years with a whole bushel of stupid. #BidenHarris2020

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Don Winslow @donwinslow

5 years ago

**NEW VIDEO** #AmericaNeedsMichigan **SOUND UP** Narrated by two-time Emmy winner @jeff_daniels ! We need you to help us get 20,000 RETWEETS of this video. Please QUOTE RETWEET.

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OmidLAX @omidlax

5 years ago

Comedy gold!

Daniel Dale @ddale8

5 years ago

Comedy gold!

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

5 years ago

The whole “she wore clothes in a magazine, let’s pretend they’re hers” gimmick is the classic Republican strategy of “let’s willfully act stupid, and if the public doesn’t take our performative stupidity seriously then we’ll claim bias.” GOP, get yourselves together. It’s sad.

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OmidLAX @omidlax

5 years ago

5 Days to Go You're voting for Biden because you don't think William Wallace was fighting for kilt-wearers' right to leave skid marks on park benches. #BidenHarris2020