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You can read the whole piece I did for @litmoralitmag issue 2 holiday horror here and I’d like you to litmoralitmag.com/post-phantasm-…
I tell people I attended the school of hard knocks, hoping they’ve never seen the lush campus in the heart of Berkshires and aren’t aware of my father’s generous contributions
i’m afraid the spiders that live in my bathroom are going through a divorce :(
i think when my father died all the rage he never let himself feel was passed onto me
all these sisyphus posts and yet no nods to my man rivers cuomo for mentioning sisyphus in the song Wind in Our Sail, featured on Weezer’s White Album ??????
i don’t think i should have to pay my doctors i think they should just enjoy spending time with me
i’m sorry but where do the girlies get their regrettable homecoming dresses if not DEB ?????
heard through the grapevine that you heard through the grapevine that i was doing well and i just wanted to clear some things up
are you gonna be sad when you see i bought a new vacuum
i feel so bad when people like me. imagine having feelings for a bitch named ann? embarrassing
breaking news: the bitch who can’t be mean to NPCs had to break someone’s heart irl and she is NOT okay
if you were to consume an old spice deodorant, which scent would you choose?
i think the spiders in my bathroom are mad at me again :(
yes i’m doing much better!!! instead of sleeping i’m watching movies that make me cry!!! thanks for asking!!
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You can read the whole piece I did for @litmoralitmag issue 2 holiday horror here and I’d like you to litmoralitmag.com/post-phantasm-…
for sale: baby
every time somebody points out that saltburn isn’t that shocking/disturbing someone else will reply saying that midsommar is way worse 💀 here’s a thread of movies that have actually deeply disturbed me:
this comic by Lynda Barry makes me cry every time i see it
y’all what is a painting or other work of visual art that never fails to destroy you every time you see it because BOY I’ll start:
Short kings stay inside today I saw that eagle circling the forest again
Whoever put this on the TL bless your heart fr.
The correct way to get rid of lower back pain👇
Yoo bro can you watch me from 5-10 tonight? My gf is going out with her friends and I’ll be alone
for halloween can we dress up as husband and wife please please please please please please please please please
@brittanyzapataa I only misspoke due to my passion