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~ parody account ~ unprivate again cuz idgafffffff about u stalker ass invasive ass athletes foot having hoes. respectfully. THIS IS ALL SATIRE 🙂↔️ ;) Joined November 2012-
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I just did a 26 hour drive no weed or drugs 😳😳😳
Do I have a crush or am I just a horny sweetheart
THE GRILLED CHEESE SWEETIES 😫😫😫 absolute pookage❤️🔥
These wooks… they for everybody Oh that was your ket? Whoops, I’m sorry
Rent being $1000 for a singular person is insane I want to gnaw on a power line
That time Jacob was like “I’m gonna call the cops and tell them you’re a drug dealer” and I said “go ahead, I’ll tell them you’re gay”
Barn ta dia
Are they going to Solfest or TNF challenge: mode: easy I didn’t expect to see DDD merch in Kansas lol
Not being able to do things by yourself is so cringeeee
Having sex with DJs is the funniest form of self harm
I’m not even mad at the 6’9 basketball player I hooked up with when I was a young buck like omg technically it’s “statutory rape” bc I was a teenager but who cares lol and he’s still one of the hottest people I’ve ever met let alone fucked lol
I am so horny all the time bro it’s so bad
I would deadass move back to Illinois if I had my own whip
STOPPING IN A LEGAL STATE (trillinois) TO SMOKE A FAT ASS OVERTAXED DISCO DOOBIE
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@opalkidneystone Just did a 2 hour flight with weed n drugs 😳😳😳
This was always kind of an insane design for an adult timmy turner, He looks like how middle aged conservative cartoonists obsessed with nuclear families draw their self-inserts. Wait a minute
So many people work in this industry because it’s the only way you can sustainably remain a part of the community while slightly reducing the impact it has on your financials (unless you’re a promoter lmao)
Found my old ds from 2014… Can you guess what my background is
good morning gang we are on the plane we had to check our bag we are surrounded by children we have 24% phone battery buttttttt we are swamp bound 🫡🤝
n yknow i just love honey crisp apples with chamoy and tajin
landed & got a ticket at the exact same time lol divine timinggg
@streetsbeatschi Can you give a seminar on how to turn $500 into $20k at the bat house
Who’s pulling up to Suwannee this weekend??? Asking for a friend
Never met a hot charming man or woman who cared about body count. When you’re hot and social, sex is part of your life always. Takes one to know one, all is fair, no complaints. Then when two hotties find each other worthy of commitment, it feels so real, you’re truly chosen
My brain isn’t working correctly still but I’m about this | | close to losing my shit about this festival/attendee dilemma placing the responsibility on ticket buyers and not the 215 festivals trying to operate simultaneously
“People just aren’t buying tickets in advance anymore!” No shit man there are more events than we can keep track of and half the attendees are making it work to go out on a fucking Friday night let alone spend $600 on a BLIND presale? Literally fuck off lol