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ZYY @opsfr217

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ZYY @opsfr217

7 months ago

我感觉麦当娜的逼能把我吞进去 就像巨蟒吞野猪一样 不过我所有营养给麦当娜加不了多少buff 甚至在她演唱会上只是多加两首歌而已 副作用是毒素太多 比如长期跟中国大陆生活的结果就是体内重金属超标 激素超标 不可排农药残留物超标 加上我个人的问题 吞了我之后子宫糖过高 肠内菌群紊乱 布洛芬含量超标 导致她的逼又甜又麻

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7 months ago

I sometimes have this absurd, deeply neurotic thought that if I ever got too close to Madonna, I might simply vanish—like a pig disappearing into a python, except with significantly less dignity and far worse posture. The tragic irony is that, nutritionally speaking, I’d be a terrible investment. At best, I might contribute enough existential calories to inspire, say, two extra songs at one of her concerts—and even that feels optimistic. Worse still, I come with side effects. Years of exposure to modern life have left me, chemically speaking, a walking cautionary tale: traces of heavy metals, hormonal confusion, pesticide nostalgia—nothing you’d want in a refined ecosystem. So if she did absorb me, hypothetically, I imagine it wouldn’t go well. Elevated sugar levels, microbial chaos, an inexplicable surplus of ibuprofen—it would be less “divine feminine energy” and more “pharmaceutical experiment gone wrong.” In the end, she’d probably just end up… oddly sweet and slightly numb. Which, come to think of it, is more or less how I feel about my own life.

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7 months ago

私は時々、どうしようもなく滑稽な妄想に取り憑かれる。 もし万が一、マドンナという存在に飲み込まれることがあれば、私はまるで大蛇に呑まれる猪のように、静かに消えてしまうのではないか、と。 もっとも、私の栄養価など、ほとんど無に等しい。 せいぜい彼女のコンサートで、二曲ほど余計に歌わせる程度の、取るに足らぬ存在でしかない。 しかも私は、かなり厄介な「副作用」を抱えている。 長年の生活の結果、体内には重金属、過剰なホルモン、抜けきらない農薬——まるで現代社会の沈殿物のようなものばかりが蓄積されている。 仮に彼女が私を取り込んだとしたら、その内側ではきっと、糖の過剰、腸内の混乱、そして理由のわからない薬物の気配が広がるだろう。 その結果、彼女は少しだけ「甘く」、そしてどこか「痺れた」存在になるのかもしれない。 ……それは、もしかすると、私自身の在り方そのものなのだが。

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7 months ago

Às vezes eu tenho um pensamento completamente absurdo—quase filosófico, mas principalmente ridículo: e se eu chegasse perto demais da Madonna… e simplesmente fosse engolido? Tipo uma jiboia comendo um porco—só que com menos glamour e muito mais problemas digestivos. O detalhe é que, nutricionalmente falando, eu não agrego muito valor. No máximo, eu renderia… sei lá, duas músicas extras num show. E isso sendo generoso. Agora vem a parte preocupante: eu sou praticamente um pacote químico ambulante. Anos de vida moderna deixaram no meu corpo traços de metais pesados, hormônios desregulados, resíduos de pesticidas… um verdadeiro buffet tóxico. Se ela me absorvesse, o resultado seria catastrófico: açúcar alto, intestino em caos, níveis inexplicáveis de ibuprofeno… um desastre metabólico com trilha sonora pop. No fim, ela talvez ficasse… estranhamente doce. E levemente anestesiada. O que, pensando bem, é exatamente como eu descreveria a humanidade hoje em dia.

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7 months ago

Os chineses são como órfãos na Ásia. Muitos acham que estão protegidos, mas a realidade é dura — nem o próprio “lar” é realmente seguro.

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7 months ago

Chinese people are like orphans in Asia. From the outside, it seems like they have protection, but in reality, they often don’t even have a safe place to return to.

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7 months ago

中国人は、アジアの中で孤児のような存在だ。 外からは守られているように見えるが、実際には帰る場所さえ安心できるものではない。

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8 months ago

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8 months ago

Just look at the color design of those Skechers shoes. The feeling you get is that people who wear them are basically in the last stage of life—like the final chapter. Maybe even the hospice-care stage, you know? That kind of stage. Don’t you see it? But now I’m starting to think, damn—yeah, they look terrible, but you don’t have to bend your stomach, you don’t have to fold yourself over, bend down, stick your butt out just to put your shoes on. You just step right into them—boom, done. That actually feels pretty great. The design is honestly a disaster—ugly as hell, almost painful to look at—but damn, it’s convenient. It’s really convenient. That kind of convenience beats almost everything else, if you ask me. Seriously though, when you look at those shoes, you kind of imagine the person wearing them either already walking around with a urine bag, you know, one of those catheter things… or carrying one of those medical bags—whatever they’re called… or maybe they’ve got to give themselves a shot before meals for blood sugar, like insulin. Or maybe they’ve already got a few heart stents put in. That’s just the vibe those shoes give off.

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8 months ago

Uneven Lessons China’s schools lie far apart, Hidian chases every test. Small towns learn by half a heart, Japan’s in the West—geography rests.

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8 months ago

State capitalism is basically a bureaucrat in a business suit, wearing a capitalist’s makeup and practicing his CEO smile in the mirror

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a year ago

@wanerfu @grok 分析

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a year ago

@uniswap12 我的经验是低配里面好人也不多

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来而不往……非礼也。 💭

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2 years ago

Nobel Peace Prize

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2 years ago

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