James @optimisticprep

Having a backup plan is smart, but you don't need to be a downer North Carolina, USA Joined November 2022

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James @optimisticprep

a day ago

Why? Why would one of my drivers make a U turn on a divided highway? Why now? Just made my life much more complicated.

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I've never worked somewhere where the employees fight against getting stuff. Ropes to pull down your trailer door without jumping off? "What if I walk into and hang myself?" Holster for your scanner? "What if I turn, catch a pallet, and fall out?"

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James @optimisticprep

8 months ago

Getting introduced to other people in transplant protocols. So far, all the caregivers are retired siblings except for one husband. I'm the only child, and I think, the only one under 40. Depressing shit.

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James @optimisticprep

8 months ago

Listening to a liberal millennial hold a support group for aging conservatives waiting for transplants is crazy. "Yeah, God's great, but what about all the sCiEnCe?" "It's part of God's great plan" "Let's try to move past faith. What about juournaling?"

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James @optimisticprep

8 months ago

Plumbing repair is one of the most annoying things to deal with. Why have standard parts and kits if no install in history has ever been standard? No wonder normals pay through the nose for stuff.

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8 months ago

Bringing your own daw and cutting down your boards in the Home Depot parking lot, big life hack.

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8 months ago

If a company pushes it's app, the app should do everything the website can. The holds doubly true for payroll processors, ADP.

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8 months ago

Is there any evidence of a pipe bursting at a reasonable time? Like shortly after dinner when everyone is home and free? Or is it universal law to happen between midnight and 5 am?

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James @optimisticprep

9 months ago

To the mail carrier that got stuck in the driver, and presumably got picked up, leaving the truck to get towed: we probably could've gotten you out if you had knocked on the door.

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9 months ago

When everyone's talking about the gifts they got and you drop that you a new battery for the tractor

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9 months ago

The zoomer cousins excitedly took the invitation to come shooting, after one declared we should abolish the ATF. The kids will be alright

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9 months ago

These woods have been claimed

James @optimisticprep

10 months ago

These woods have been claimed https://t.co/yP9mbVP8YG

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James @optimisticprep

10 months ago

Who's forcing Christmas cheer an everyone? This guy

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

10 months ago

Mary And Joseph Shocked To Find Free Stay In Stable Actually Cost $3,000 After Airbnb Cleaning Fee buff.ly/3Nncznu

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Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1

10 months ago

Christmas tree in Tokyo Japan

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James @optimisticprep

10 months ago

Let's say you've always had weird dreams, bordering on nightmares. Then let's say in a week you've had three with almost identical events. These events are 3 to 4 spectral figures at the same spot, and you wake up with an uneasy feeling. What do you do?